🌟 Universal One Shots 🌟

1 Chicken:Natasha x Y/N Barton

I will take requests

WARNING:cussing

Nats pov

"WHAT THE FUCK" I yelled I could hear the papers I was SUPPOSED to be bringing to Fury hit the floor and scatter then I heard his laughing.

I wiped the bright red goo off my face and shook my hand a little to get it off then I looked up and saw Clint bent over almost on his knees laughing "Barton you have exactly 5 seconds to run" I said glaring at the male in front of me "or what are you gonna kill me?" He asked, standing again, still giggling.

"No, because then Fury would be after my ass. No, you have 5 seconds before I call for Bruse and let him test on you...again," I say, smirking at the older male in front of me.

"Wow, wow, hey, we don't have to go that far," he says, taking a step back and nervous giggles. "Oh, come on, Barton, you don't want to be blue or purple. Ooh, maybe maroon?" I say with a really low tone and take a few steps toward him.

He runs off, and I can hear him yelling, "I WILL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS BARTON!?" I yell, still standing in the red goo that was dumped on me. I still can't believe he thought that would be a good idea to prank a widow, and now I have to go take another fucking shower.

As I'm walking to my room, I hear a yell, or maybe it's a laugh. I quickly realized it came from the kitchen. As I walked past the doorway, I peeked in and saw Thor and y/n giggling and laughing. Why was she laughing with him? What did he say? Was it abo-wait? Y/n, as in y/n Barton, the second prankster, thank the lord client had a twin.

"Hey y/n," I say, coming in to view and smiling at y/n. "Hey nat, what you up t- what um what is that?" They asked trying to hold their laugh in I glanced at Thor who was booming with laughs I was not sure if he could breathe, oh well "I wanted to know if you would help me pull a prank-"

I don't get to say Clints name before I hear a loud happy "yep!" come from y/ns mouth "Cool I'm gonna go shower I will go come get you when I'm ready to plan" I holler the last little bit as I strut off towered my room red footprint not long behind me.

Y/N pov

"COOLN'T WAIT!" I yell at Nat, hoping she heard me. I will take any time with Nat that I can I had a thing for that widow since I met her on one of Clint's old missions. God, she looked like a goddess. Speaking of gods, I hear a cough to my left.

I then realized I'd been staring at the doorway. As I wip my head to the left, I see Thor looking at me awkwardly, and I think, a little scared. "Miss Romanoff is not going to kill me for laughing at her state, correct?" He says with a worried eyebrow. "Don't know, guess you'll have to wait and see what happens," he says as I start walking away. "Hope I see you later!" I laugh and leave the kitchen.

Time to think of a prank for, wait, who's this prank for anyway? I sigh as I head toward the door that says Romanoff in bold letters. I take a deep breath and prepare to talk to the widow yet again today. Then I open the door.

When the door pops open, there she is, the girl, no, not the girl, the woman I'm looking for in her underwear and bra looks like she just got out of the shower. I only realized I'd been staring when I heard someone clear their throat.

I looked up from her body into those two green orbs. "Hey, what did you need, Barton?" She asked, turning around to look at me, her now lean red hair moving with her. " OH um, " I kind of hollered as I turned away from the almost naked woman in front of me. "You n-never told me who-o we were uh pulling the prank on," I say, trying not to shudder to mutch.

"Oh shoot ya sorry uh its Clint" Nice Clint shouldn't be too hard- "Wait did you say Clint as in my brother Clint the other Barton" I ask Turning fully to face the widow who thankfully was now wearing pants and sliding a Hoodie on as well as she looked at me "ya him who else would have the balls to turn me red?" She said as she sat down and slipped her shoes on.

"Fair fair, um ya, ok," I said as I clapped my hands together. "I will start working on a prank plan," I said as I gave a thumbs up and walked off.

⭐Time skip⭐

"This is not going to work" I hush Nat quickly so no one hears us "Shh I'm sure it'll work let someone hear you and we have to clean up" She rolls her eyes and leans up against the backs of the couch and me right next to the doorway we're waiting for Clint to get back from a mission he should be here right about-" IM BACK"-now.

I hear Nat sigh as she gets in her place. "HEY CLINT, I'm IN HERE. CAN YOU COME HERE? I NEED TO TALK TO YOU?" Nat hollerd sounding like she needed to talk. Wow, she was good. As I stayed silent, I could hear Clint walking toward the living room, where me and were.

Then I heard the squeak of his shoes right outside of the door. "where is it?" he said as he looked around, being his sister. I knew he would. "Where's what?" Nat questioned with a raised eyebrow "You know the 'goo'" he said making air quotes I know that because then Nat said "I don't own any of that 'goo' stuff" She mockingly used quotes "Come on loser" Nat say walking around the couch and sitting so Clint can't see her face.

He walks through the door looking for the so-called 'goo.' I would like to know what's in it.

When he looks for a second, he goes to walk around the couch to sit when all of a sudden, a bucket of honey drips down on him. Then I toss two buckets of feathers on him, and at the same time, Nat throws a bag of birdseed at him.

I was able to use a favor that I had been saving to ask Loki to teleport in and drop a bag of pigeons on the floor, and then, poof, he was gone.

When we stop, all you hear is Clint yelling as he runs out of the room, pigeons following, "NEXT TIME THINK BEFORE YOU PRANK A WIDOW, YOU ASS HAT!?" I heard Nat yell as I bent over laughing, trying to catch my breath.

"OM MY GOD, that was awesome, and hear you thought it wouldn't work," I say once I'm standing again "Wow, I need to fuck with him more," she says as she giggles from the male screams as I catch my breath fully it's all taken away once me and Nat make eye contact.

After a second we both looked away trying not to make it more awkward "Maybe we could I don't know do it again some time you and me" As I didn't hear her say anything I looked up and there she was looking at me with an eyebrow raised oh no I should not have said that um " I mean if you don't want to we defiantly don't have to of course on-"

I didn't get to finish as I heard her laugh. "Ya, we could put a cockroach in someone's food at the restaurant down the road at, I don't know, like 7:30? I'll pick up you tomorrow?" I stand flapper gassed "Um ya YA of course I would uh like that," I said feeling like I could breathe again

"Cool, see ya then, and um," she wiped some honey off my face and held in a giggle. "Maybe take a shower before then," she said, walking away laughing.

I looked past the doorway and saw her turn a corner. "WOW," I hollered and fist-bumped the air. I finally have a date with the widow...oh no.

"WANDAAAA!" I could hear her running into the room. "Yes," I looked at her in a panic. "Nat asked me out." I watched as her eyes lit up. "YAY!" she shrieked and giggled. "ya yay, um, now WHAT DO I WEAR!" I watched as she realized what I called her down here for, and then she was off and stopped running at the bottom of the stairs. "What are you waiting for?" I giggled at her before running after her.

I guess it's time for a makeover.