'Where is this nigga at' nendo thought and even though I could hear his thoughts I couldn't tell him that he couldn't say that smfh. 'Dumbass nigga..'
Who was bro thinking about....probably kaidou with his dumbass dark shadow's reunion shit
"Yo saiki, you see thick shorty over there." Nendo pointed to this voluptuously curvaceous coffee jelly colored woman who was rushing her way into the all girls cafe, I didn't want to turn into a woman because that comes with the problem of all the guys taking their attention off teruhashi and directing it towards me.
"Yessuhhhh I peeped that bad shi from when we was in class yo." I said rubbing my hands together
Almost as if she heard me, shawty spun around and beelined her way over to where nendo and I were chilling fingers pointed at me
"You checkin me nigga?" She said and I raised my hands in surrender
"Baby I plead the fifth" I chuckled and it was like I couldn't tell what she was about to do shorty Whooped me, one clean slap on my face had me throbbing
"Whatchu did allat fo" I shouted and she screwed up her face
"You nasty nigga you checkin a shorties ass"
"I was not checking you ho" I said and shoved a finger in nendos face "this dickhead was, can you not feel his menacing stare??"
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"Who you calling a ho? You kiss ya mama with that mouth!?" She screamed more worried about what I said rather than the guy who was basically drooling over her
"I said—." And before brother could finish a sentence lil miss mahogany's hand was wiping the words out my mouth
'Damn that ho slap hard as fuck' I thought rubbing my face but I used rewind so my body could go back to the perfectly fine state it was in before I got bitch slapped by a bitch.
"You say one more derogatory word towards me and I'm slapping the taste out of your mouth." She threatened
All I could do was stand there astonished because what was this trifling ho talking about?
"I could report you for physical assault shawty"
"Stop calling me shawty, I look yo bitch?"
"You look like my future bitch." I smirked and she was not havin it
"Nigga you better learn how to talk to a woman before I teach you sumn." And that was the last thing she said before she twirled back around and sashayed her sexy behind back in the direction of the cafe
"She want you fr dawg" nendo piped up stroking his chin with a perverted expression painted on his face, I grimaced, shook my head then teleported to my SRT cuz I'm just that n*gga fr
—next day—
"I can't get my mind off thick shorty from the other day" nendo said nd I rolled my eyes cz brotha I do not care.
I wanted her for my own but was I about to admit that so openly? And to her nonetheless? She was gone be my girl one way or another.
"What's with all the commotion.." I mumbled turning my head to the back
'Bro...' kaidou retarded ass smoke bombed the room now all the girls screaming and making a fuss
"Good grief..." I pinched the bridge of my nose between my fingers
"Ay saiki, my brotha in darkness-."
I cut him off "don't ever call me that dumb shit again."
"My fault yo, I was inquiring if you wanted to go to the beach and dig out shorties over there."
"Ion want no shorties but the one that I peeped walking to the cafe yesterday. Mane she was bad asf." I said and started daydreaming about her rich dark skin, it would be a beautiful contrast to my own ivory outward appearance..
And thinking about her made my heart and my dick hard, I've never felt this way about any ho.
"Saiki wassam cuh, I seen you gawking at chellie over there" my red haired associate chimed in, reeling me back into reality.
"Her names chellie? Her parents must hate ha." I sniggered then caught the nastiest look from the girls within earshot of me
"No...her name is Michelle and we call her chellie— how do you not know this she's been going to school for three months, also aren't you psychic nigga.."
'bro who is we...' i thought
I replied "Yes but she's like nendo, I can barely— if anything at all— hear her thoughts, I don't know what she's thinking, when she'll show up, what she's about to do. It's frustrating but I like the surprise she brings me"
"Except she's not stupid." Hairo said hand behind his head "she's exceptional! Number 7 out of 998 students."
'He too enthusiastic talking bout my bitch..' I thought eyeing the red spike haired retard
"Yeah whatever. If you mind I'm trying to focus here" I already finished my work I just needed him gone so I wouldn't get jealous
"But your page is f—." "I'm. Trying. To. Finish. My. Work." I replied before he could even get the last word out
Eventually school was over and I worked until midnight trying to keep my mind off her
'Man at least I have a hellcat' I thought stepping into my wide body scat pack, even though i have teleportation i have to seem regular; and walking is for normies. Hence the scat pack
I started my car and drove home blasting Glokk through the neighborhood
