The Army of Chaos

Chapter 1

Typically that stupid son of Zeus had a big head. His ego was so big that we can't even see it. He smells like sh- Oh sorry, I was ranting again. Let me introduce myself. Percy Jackson at you service. Technically, it's Perseus Jackson, but I prefer Percy. Also only Gods or monsters call me Perseus. Who was I ranting about? Oh it was Lex, the son of Zeus. Who is he? I guess I'll have to start from the beginning

As most of you should know, I'm one of the 7, won two wars for the Olympians, yada, yada. About 6 months after, I was walking around Thalia's Pine with Nico, when we saw a group of a dozen empousai chasing a boy that looked to be around 17 years old. Nico and I sprang into action, decapitating and slicing the empousai to dust. I was about to turn towards the boy, when he tackled us, grabbed my sword and turned to the crowd forming on the hill.

"What happened?" asked Chiron.

"These boys passed me a sword and I killed the empousai," boasted the boy.

"No we didn't," I replied back angrily. "He was literally cowering behind us as we took care of the empousai."

Ignoring us Chiron turned back to the boy. "Are you aware of your heritage?"

"Yes. My name is Lex Humford, son of Zeus." said Lex arrogantly.

A lighting bolt struck Lex. Jason walked forward.

"Pleased to meet you. I'm Jason, the head councilor of the Zeus cabin. I'll lead you there."

As they walked towards the cabins, I swore that Lex was glaring at me.

That was the beginning of the end.

The next day was even more horrible. Lex kept boasting about deeds that were so crazy, they couldn't be real. Not many people believed him though. But slowly, people started believing him. Then there were the pranks. He would tell people about things that I hadn't done. Like steal all fo the Stolls pranking supplies, or putting a bunch of black paint in the Iris cabin. It was so obvious that he was doing it, yet everyone believed him, that I had pulled all the pranks. All my friends deserted me for him, even the 7. Eventually I only had Nico left.

The hunters came to Camp one day. I was relieved. Although no kne knew, I was quite close to the hunters, many even considered me a brother. I strode up the hill to meet them.

"Hello Percy," greeted Artemis.

"Hello Artemis. To your hunters too."

She grinned and gave me a hug.

Suddenly someone's voice came up the hill.

"Why hello there beautiful," came the voice.

We all groaned. Of course it was him. Why does he always show up at the most inconvenient times.

"Shut up male," said one of the hunters. "A pig like you is not allowed to even speak to our Lady."

Lex looked at the hunter, and seemed to want to rizz her up. Trying to look sexy, he said "Now that's not very nice babe, I think you need to be punished."

Before he could utter another word, Artemis lunged towards him and grabbed his throat.

"Foolish male," She roared. "Never speak to me or my hunters ever again.

Gasping, Lex nodded. Artemus dropped him, and he scrambled down the hill.

As soon as he was gone, we all burst out laughing.

"Did you see his face," laughed a hunter called Margret.

"I know right?" Replied Candice another hunter. " He looked like he would piss his pants.