Party Crashers Incorrect Quotes

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Sophist: How would you stay away from the snail?

Brent: The what?

Sophist: The immortal snail with a million dollars.

Brent: ...

Sophist: There was a post on Reddit that was like, "You get a million dollars and immortality, but a hyper-intelligent snail also gets a million dollars and immortality, and if the snail touches you, you die. So how would you stay away from it?"

Brent: *confusion*

Sophist: I'd probably live in the mountains or shit. Like, the snail's gotta freeze or something, right? I've just been thinking about it a lot because, like, people have been making videos about their last moments before the snail touches them. Like, it's all hypothetical, but I cry to them sometimes, y'know?

Brent: ...

Brent: Eevee what the fuck are you-