stan alpha marsh from southpark was sitting on the couch. but he was so big and big and muscular and so that the couch was really small
and there were was babies on the flooor and stan alpha stared at them, his big blue eyes were really mad and they set on fire\
"SHUT UPPP!!!!! GOO GOO GAGAG, I DONT CAREE AWOOOO" he yelled and flipped the couch over and it went flying
and it got caught in the fan and then the fan got ripped form the wall
and all the babaies formed a tower and like they formed into a voltron man and ran at stan trying to kill him
stan wooofed really lough because he was a wold and he floated up up up and awayyy and left the babies and flipped them off
he soared through the air and went ozoooming
hmphhhh!!!! i hate sitting on babbiesss it sucksss nyaahhhh
stans huge crystal orbas orbs loooked down and they could see a little pink dot jumping up and down really fats
he squinted super hard and like flew down with his huge bick blag demon wings and he landed next to the pink thing
"hi hi hi NYAHHH!! y-y-y-you wann- NGH- see my BALLS???" it screamed really loud, and them it pulling into ints pants and pulled out a ball
the demon loard moon alpha furry sweaty boyfriend big tall man stared at him
"okay surehoe im bored anyways let me touch ur balls"
"NU-NHH NUHH! MY BALLS" jawkine ran around with his huge ball in his hands
he climbed up on furry man stan stan the man alpha head and burried into his hair and then the shook the huge ball
big strong men man rippied jinkie out of his hair and howled super loud because fairy princess was ripping his hair out and clinging to it.
"nnnnrrr i didnt getr to ask a QUESTION yeettt." it started crying a lot and screeched once wolf man tall strong handsome wolf yanked jwinkie out and the big BALLS ball went flying out and it crashed against the ground
"nUUUuuUUUuuuuUuuH!!! my bwalllll! >;c" jakeieie scrambled on the ground and crawled around on all fours and started eating the broken pieces of the 8 ba;;ll]
stan from IT stare art the uwu pricness on the floor and he stomped on it untill it stopped screaming
"annoying ass, shut the fuck uppppp gimmie the BALLLLLL!" he roared and his THIC alpha spit went flying
stan jumpe don the ground and slammed into jwakie princess and landed on his smtoach jwake screamed and cougheed up a million gallons of sparkly blood and the broken pieces of the glasss balll
"GBLAHHH! a-a-aaawckkk! cough cough cough cough nyaahahh owieee" it started dying and choking on the blood and it was crying sparkles
stan groaned really deeeep and manly and folded jakwie up into a ball and shoved him into his big pocket that can hold TVs because mans have super big pockegs
he picked up the shards and all the cool sparkle blueshit liquid in the ball and started flying away
then he flewed back to the princess caslte and crashed in through the bigs shiny glasss
"rrrrr ooOF" stan the man fell in and landed on the bed and jawkie went flying against the wall an went splat and died agaim
stan laughed super hard at him and started eating the 8ball because he loved balls a lot
then he choked and died and painted the town red
theeee end
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sparkly kitten princess wolf adventures (jakwie princess x stan gigachad)
Romancejake is a small tiny uwu bbg fairy princess and stan is his big strong alpha wolf awwooo boyfriend. follow the two on their not cringey andentures!!?? weather its a skooll or falling out of a plane! youre gonna laugh ifyoudontlaughthereissomething...
