jakwie uwuw princess was saddd...... so he decides to sing
"LALLLLLL LAAAAA AH- cough cough cough cough- " he then started to cough and die because his throat was so dry, just like SOMEONES...... texteing
wet ass pussy? more like dry ass throat pusys. jakwie deep throated some cough pills and skipped through his castle room. suddenly his big PHAT stinky drunk yucky dad came in and pickexed him up by first HIS*** groge gorgeeeeee gorgroeus air hair.
"mmmm GIRLY why IS UR hair shavedd WHAT THE FWUCKK...UWU" he screamed, his spit flying out everywhere and making jakwie eue veyr wet
"nyahhHhH I HWATE you dwaddddddd grrrrrr.' it said, cccrying and snifffiling because it was so sensitive and it was such a botttom and yelllling made it sad.
"i hatee youuuu moreeeeteheh, i want you our of my huse nOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed even more and he started flying around the room, dragging jake over the drywall
jwakie got his purtty face all scratched up qnd he was bleeding and he got super duper sad. then he took sciccors and cut more hair off and threw thr sciccors at his dad head and then he ate the siccors\
"BYEE HOEEEE!" jakiw screamed and jumped out of the window, flying away with his cute pink demon wings.
he flewed all the way acorss amillion states and landed in sweaty stans house.
"meowm meow meow meowmmeow meow! hiiIieee" jakwie mewied and smiled. mr big man stanny stan just stared.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSEE???" he yelled alotttt.
Jake grabbed Stan by his wrist, pulling him close. "That doesn't matter, let's get out of here." He whispered with a small smile. Stan stared up to him, his eyebrows furrowing.
"Wait, I can't j-" He started, but Jake cut him off, pulling him towards the door. Stan stumbled after him, attempting halfheartedly to pull his hand back. Jake roughly grabbed the door knob and pulled the door open, revealing the harsh and cold wind.
He narrowed his eyes, his grip staying firm. "Jake! Where the fuck are we going??" Stan asked loudly, starting to put some force into keeping himself back. Jake only shook his head and kept hulling forward, showing no regard for Stan's feelings.
Despite all the tugging and pulling, the two eventually ended up in the backseat of Jake's white Subaru. HONK HONK. VRROROOOOOM. cough couhg....
Jake shut the car door firmly, fumbling with his keys before tossing them into the drivers seat. Stan sat near him, his eyes wide with curiosity. Jake leaned in close and cut the space off between them, his brown eyes glancing down into Stan's blue ones.
He straddled Stan's waist, lightly pushing him down against the leather car seat. Cupping his face as he leaned in even closer, pressing his lips to Stan's. Stan let out a muffled sound of surprise before wrapping his arms around Jake.
Jake pressed his knee in between Stan's legs, his hands starting to wander up his shirt. Stan let out a gasp before squeezing his legs shut around Jake's thigh. Jake broke away from the kiss and started to graze at Stan's neck with no warning.
Stan bit his lip and gripped Jake's shirt tightly as the brunette sank his teeth in slowly. Stan let out a quiet moan as Jake gripped against his waist, his teeth sinking in further, drawing faint drops of blood.
Jake began to tug at Stan's waist band, kissing his neck and jaw roughly. Stan dug his nails is lightly as Jake let his han-
NOTT TODAY SATANNN DFHQWEFH HAHAHAHA 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 NO SMUTTTT NOT TODAYYY
🤭🤭🤭🤭 maybe laterr.....
"MmM YOUrE SOOO seexyyy" "hahahaa... ur too sexy.... dont kyysss haha...."
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sparkly kitten princess wolf adventures (jakwie princess x stan gigachad)
Dragostejake is a small tiny uwu bbg fairy princess and stan is his big strong alpha wolf awwooo boyfriend. follow the two on their not cringey andentures!!?? weather its a skooll or falling out of a plane! youre gonna laugh ifyoudontlaughthereissomething...
