jake sat in a huuuuge seat, it was really super duper big.
he was reading a floppy book all curled up in the seat
he glanced over with his huge sparkling twinky winky eyes, over to his biG sweaty super hot boufriend
"lalalala theesee are all the uuwuw... songs i like lalal-"
stan stared infron of him. he stared at the seat with his amazing goeurgeous beautiful blue shimmering eyes, baby blue eyes, so pretty so yummy.
"babe. shut the fuck up im TRYING to stare at all the fibers in this seat," he barkeed woof woof gritting his teeht,
jake yelped in feaR and scooted allll the way over to the side of the seat
"s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry...." he whispered winpered.
stan crossed his big strong arms and glared at his twink before he stared at the seat
"dumb ass brunette bitch ass mother fu-"
jakwie twink covered his small cute ears with his tiny winy hands and started reading the book again,
his huge anime girl eyes starting to leak with fat OBESE tears
they soaked the book so he couldnt really see
his dumb fucking only surviving on good looks ass couldnt read anyways so it was perfect
"nerrrmmm nyrrmmm" jawkie sniwwlied and whipered, trying to sound like a plane as he traced his TINY wittle little itsny bitsy skinny deliate princess finger over the blurry image of a plane
his tiny body was shaking as his dyslexic autistic eyes looked over the blurry words. he blinking his long fake eye lashes
more tears spilling down his cheeks
"o-o-o-oh my goodie starrrss! this b-b-b-000k is about a plane!!" he squeaked
daddy stan alpha big man knight in shining aurmor leaned over and snatched jakiw up
he grabbed his tiny shit brown hair and shook jakiw violently. jakey wakey uwu screeched and qent flying out of the biggg plane for adults
"WAHHHHHHHH"
jakeeyyy rapidly flew from the planes window.
his tiny wings were growing becasue daady alpha cut them off because he was hungry
he screamed his widdle lungs out and he was spinning all over the place and the cloudls and birds slapped against his delicate princess face
just as jake from state farm kakie motherr fckrr wasabout to slam against the concrete and kill himself
his boyfriend jumped out of the plane that was flying super fast
its was going vrroooooommmmmmm
so fast jakies sparkly eyeballs oculdnt see tat fasy
because he was too cute to use his eyeballs
tuhehehuhuhuhehe uwu
he stared up in the sky
his super muscular boyfriend was flying down majesticly
his abs were shining super shiny and they were glittering and simering
jakies tiny anorexic arms were flalinling all over the place
and his hunky bf uwu came
in
and came flying down and scooped twink up in his arms]
he landed down like the big sexy super hero that he is and landed on the ground in a cool pose
he was so cool and forgot jakiew and jakie went flying and smacked againt the concrete
"n-nyyaa owwieee...." he sniffled and started crying again because all his tiny delicate no milk bones were broken
stan posed for a seconde and waddled overto twink and bent down and smirked because he was so beefy and he smelled cool and his eyes sparkled
alpha grabbed jwinkie my his head and held him up 100 feet in the air
and kissing him a thusands times and the threw him back into the plane because his arms were sp strong and he had really good aim
and them stan floated away and he was gigglied and then he eated the plane seat he was staring at and then he took a big daady wolf nap under neath the broke mcdonalds machine
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sparkly kitten princess wolf adventures (jakwie princess x stan gigachad)
Roman d'amourjake is a small tiny uwu bbg fairy princess and stan is his big strong alpha wolf awwooo boyfriend. follow the two on their not cringey andentures!!?? weather its a skooll or falling out of a plane! youre gonna laugh ifyoudontlaughthereissomething...
