S.M. (Databrawl Fanfiction)

-Scam Man : Part 3-

Recap (for literally no reason)
As covered in the previous part, my awesome and amazing self was kidnapped by some guy.
Since I'm so pro... I beat him in an EPIC Minecraft 1v1 sword fight.
I had them cornered (figuratively)
There was nowhere they could go (literally)
Now, it's time I reveal the identity of my kidnapper... and make them PAY.

Using my extraordinary detective skills, I revealed their identity, uncloaking their face.
My kidnapper was none other than...
...huh?
Nobody was there.
The trench coat limply fell onto the ground.

...

"ah #### i forgor to take me meds"

So yea, they were a figment of my imagination
I kidnapped myself.
Man I don't even know how I got here... this isn't my house
As a matter of fact, I don't recognize anything here
I must've embarked on some wild journey while living in my delusions
Well, time to go home I guess.
BUUUT before that, i gotta investigate
There was blood in the basement... I mean—
—nothing out of the ordinary, but... y'know.
I need epic footage for Let's Play of Minecraft.

So there I was, shield and sword in hand, ready to go on another adventure... nothing but a normal day in my life.

Tossing the ruffled and wrinkled mess of a trench coat aside, I mustered up the courage to face my fears and enter the cold, dark basement with God knows what kind of stuff within. Hell, there could even be bloody corpses and torture chambers. I mean, I did see some fresh blood splattered onto the ground, so...
I sighed softly to myself. Better now than never, I suppose.
I walk past the article of clothing beside me and head toward the basement door. Firmly, I gripped the wooden door handle and twisted, slowly creaking the old door open. I stared down into what seemed to be a pitch-black void located beneath the house I found myself in. It took me a few moments to move myself into the basement, as I wasn't even sure if it was a good idea, but I eventually decided to do it.
The air breezing against my face was cold. There seemed to be no heating in the desolate underground area, which makes sense. That definitely doesn't help ease my nerves, though.

(I'm starting to wonder if this is even Databrawl-related anymore lmao)

Uhhh anyway, so I go into the basement. It's super dark and creepy but I really don't care. That's life for ya.
I started noticing things I didn't see before when I was tied up down here. For example, there were lots of cobwebs and leaking pipes. Typical horror game. Luckily for me, I'm UNAFFECTED! I'm so pro that my epicness drowns out the scary
So I explore the basement and look around. Like before, I saw that there were many, many rooms, each respective door blocked off by boards nailed to the frame. I couldn't see anything inside of the rooms, of course.
I enter and walk down an empty, damp hallway on my right side. Boarded doors decorated each door I passed by. Since it was so dark, I could barely see anything... besides myself and a few feet ahead of where I stood. It seemed like no matter how much I searched, I still couldn't find a door that wasn't barricaded.

"Is there even a point in searching anymore?" I silently thought to myself.

I felt myself growing bored of endlessly searching for a room I could enter. I was about to turn back and just leave before at the corner of my eye, I saw a door with no barricade. I turned to face the door, grabbed hold of the handle, and twisted it to test if it was locked. To my surprise, it wasn't!
Maybe there'll be something entertaining in there...
I quickly open the door with a prominent grin on my face. I definitely looked forward to whatever eerie or exciting new thing I would find. I mean, who knows what could be in store in this basement? OH! Maybe a good enchantment for my sword! Something like Unbreaking 1, 2, or 3 would be amazing... I've actually been wanting that enchantment for a while. It'd be super useful for me cause I keep running through swords too often. Oh uhhh, that went off topic, but anyway...
I enter the mysterious room. It was so dark that I couldn't see a single thing. How the #### am I supposed to find something exciting when I CANT EVEN SEE? ...there could be a light switch somewhere... lemme check...
I aimlessly felt around on the walls inside the room in hopes of finding a light switch. My search ended quickly, for I touched a smooth plate on a wall that could only mean one thing...
I flipped up the switch and a dim light from the ceiling slightly brightened the room. Finally, I could see!
I looked around the bland, gray-colored room. Nothing significant was in sight. Damnit... Nah, I'm joking. There was a massive portal with swirling colors at the opposite end of the room... for some reason. Must be a hallucination. Well, anyway, I curiously approach the portal and examine it. There was an odd essence radiating from it... like as if it was calling out to me. Screw it, I'm entering the portal, regardless if it's real, dangerous, or harmful. I need content.
I slowly advance toward the portal until I'm a few mere inches away from my face touching it. I braced myself for an impact I honestly didn't think would happen (but still prepared for it anyway) and stuck a hand into the portal. Suddenly, I feel something strong grabbing and pulling my hand further into the portal. I immediately changed my mind and tried to pull it back out, but I think it was too late. Whatever was pulling me did not want to let go. Me and the guy pulling my hand engaged in some sort of pulling contest to see if I would escape his grip or succumb and fall into the portal. Using my epic gaming skills, I obviously beat him... totally...

SM's mind quickly went numb and his vision faded to black as he felt the entity drag him into the portal. The sudden shift in reality was too much for his body to handle, so it went unconscious for the time being. It seems this portal wasn't a hallucination after all... where would it take him?

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