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Bet to Be Blonde

The trio are playing Xtreme Xcape. "Hm. Hm. We're totally going to get to the bottom before you two." Mordecai said. "Oh, yeah?" Rigby asked. Rigby shoots the barrel, unaware that it will do more harm than good. It explodes, and he ends up losing a life. "Aw, what?!" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) laughs. "Don't shoot the barrels, man." She said. "I bet you can't get that power-up." Mordecai said.

Rigby gets the "power-up", but it turns out that Mordecai tricked him again. Mordecai laughs. "I can't believe you did that! I was totally kidding, that slows you down! Check out my dude. I'm glad I picked the dude with the more aerodynamic hairstyle." Mordecai said. "THAT'S IT!!!!! PAUSE THE GAME!!!" Rigby shouted. Mordecai pauses the game. "My dude's hairstyle is awesome, and I can totally kick your butts at this game!" Rigby said.

"You sound pretty confident." (Y/n) said. "Care to wager on that?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah. If I win, you have to get your player's stupid haircut for a week." Rigby said. "And if we win, you have to get your player's "awesome" haircut." Mordecai said. "Fine, but you better not back down when I win, though." Rigby said. "Of course, dude, I never back out of a bet." Mordecai said. "Me either." (Y/n) said. "Hm. Hm. We'll see about that." Rigby said. Rigby goes AHHH and AUGHHHHH as he falls on the couch dramatically. "Uh... are you okay?" (Y/n) asked him. "I'm dying, dudes!" Rigby said, and (Y/n) just scoffs and rolls her eyes. "Yeah right." She said.

"No, seriously, dudes! My stomach is crazy dry right now! I must be dehydrated!" Rigby said. "Ughh, what do you need?" Mordecai asked. "I need water." Rigby said. "Ughh. I can't believe how lame you are sometimes." (Y/n) said. (Y/n) walks into the kitchen to make Rigby some water. "Thanks, dudes." Rigby said. "Ugh, where did the cups go?!" (Y/n) asked, and Mordecai sighs and gets up, walking into the kitchen to help her find them. Rigby gets up when they're busy.

He unplugs Mordecai's and (Y/n)'s controllers and says, "Don't forget to put ice in it." He then proceeds to put socks over the plug to make it look like they're still plugged in. "Here's your water, you baby." Mordecai said. Rigby drinks his water. "Thanks, man. Now that my stomach isn't dry anymore, I'm totally going to beat you two." Rigby said. "Hm. Hm. I highly doubt it." Mordecai said. "Okay, I'll just un-pause it." Rigby said. The game starts back up. Rigby's character easily moves through the level, while Mordecai and (Y/n) notice they're not able to move their own characters.

"Aw, what?!" (Y/n) asked. "What the heck?!" Mordecai asked. Mordecai throws the sock and finds their controllers unplugged. (Y/n) and Mordecai look at each other knowingly and try to put their controllers back in but Rigby wins. "OHHHHHH! In your face! You're gonna have to go blonde you LOSERS!" Rigby shouted. "Rigby! You didn't cheat, did you?" (Y/n) asked with her arms crossed, looking at him suspiciously.

"What? No! I never cheat on a bet. Now back to what I was saying before you interrupted me, in your faces! You gotta go blonde you LOSERS! OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Rigby said. Later the trio go to the coffee shop. Mordecai and (Y/n) both have blonde hair. "Oh, My, BLONDES!" Rigby cracks up hysterically. "Ohh, that's it. I'm gonna start calling you "Blondecai". How many Blondecais does it take to order a cup of coffee?

Just one. YOU!" Rigby laughs hysterically. "That wasn't even funny." (Y/n) said, she didn't mind the color, but what embarrassed her was her hairstyle. Sam comes in. "Hey, Rigby, I've got your usual." Sam looks at (Y/n). "Can I get you anything, ma'am?" Sam asked. "Uhh, hey, Sam. It's me, (Y/n)." She said, and he giggles. "I like your new hairstyle, (Y/n). Excuse me." He walks away chuckling. "Oh, man! Who knew winning a bet would be this hilarious! I gotta use it." Rigby gets up from his seat. "Keep an eye on my coffee, blondies." Rigby said. "Jerk." Mordecai said.

"Tell me about it." (Y/n) grumbled. Rigby is washing his hands in the bathroom. "Ahhh, it feels good to be the champ. Yet...I can't help but feel bad, somehow. Meh." Rigby exits the bathroom to see they're gone. "Huh? They ditched me?!" Rigby asked. Mordecai and five other blondes laugh. (Y/n) was standing nearby as well. "Hm, hm!" Rigby said. "Your friend was bashing you both pretty hard there." Butt-chin Blonde said. "Dumb jokes about your hair?" An Asian Blonde asked.