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Quips

"You guys have all your assignments for today. Oh, and don't forget that tonight is Game Night." Benson said. "Aw, yeah! Game Night!" (Y/n) said. "What are we playing?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, Skips, what are we playing?" Benson asked. "Tonight, we will be playing Drawsome." Skips said. All the park workers cheer. "Alright. I love me some Drawsome. Who else is showing up to this Drawsome event?" Muscle Man asked. "I got a giant baby, Gary, and my cousin, Quips." All the park workers groan in disappointment after mentioning Quips. "What?" Skips asked.

"I really like the first two, but your cousin Quips is really annoying." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, man, he's always telling lame jokes." Rigby said. "Yeah, and they're not even funny." Mordecai said. "What are you guys talking about?" Skips asked. "Come on, every other word out of that guy's mouth is some annoying joke." Mordecai said. "Come on, guys! His jokes aren't that bad." Skips said, and (Y/n) raised an eyebrow at him. A taxi pulls up. "And then he said, "Yes, I do!" Quips laughs. "Alright, seriously, last one, cause I got to go. Why did-" the taxi driver is so annoyed by his jokes that he locks his door, and drives away fast as he can to avoid the jokes.

"Hey wait, I didn't get to finish my punchline! Aw well, he's probably already heard my routine." He turns around and sees all of the others. "Heeey, who's ready for some funny?" He asked. "Ugh!" Everyone except Skips said. "You guys all remember my cousin, Quips." Skips said. "Hey, Quips." Everyone said. "Hey, Benson. Nice to see ya. Speaking of "see ya," what did one ocean say to the other ocean? "'Sea ya later!" Quips laughs and (Y/n) groans. "I don't get it." Benson said flatly.

"Oh, well, an ocean is a body of water, and the sea is also––" Quips explained. "I don't care." Benson said. "A little more care will give you a little more hair. Zingo!" Quips said. "Ugh!" Benson said. "Hello, Quips." Pops said. "Pops, looking good. In fact, you look amazing. Just a compliment, don't get a big head." Everyone is shocked. "Oops, too late! Zammo!" Pops is upset, while (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and HFG glare at Quips ragingly, and (Y/n) growls. "Hey! That was mean!" (Y/n) shouted.

"Jeez (Y/n), try and lighten up. Maybe you'd be more likable if you learned how to loosen up, know what I'm saying?" Quips asked, and (Y/n) felt hurt by that and looks down, and everyone gasps, before glaring at Quips for that. "What?!" Rigby asked angrily. "Uncool." Mordecai said. "And of course Muscle Man, you love the jokes, why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bay-gulls!" He laughs. "I got a whole bit about bodies of water. What? You say you want another one?" Quips asked. "We didn't say anything." Muscle Man said. "What did the lake say to the puddle?" Quips asked. "Come on, Quips. Let's get you unpacked. You probably want to lie down after your trip." Skips said. "Guess it's time to take this comedy show on the road. And by comedy show, I mean me! Zingo!" Quips leaves. "Dude, he's even worse than last time.

I can't believe he insulted (Y/n) like that." Mordecai said. "It wasn't an insult, he was just kidding, he wasn't being serious." Skips said. "Oh really?" (Y/n) scowled. "Yeah, Skips. Tell your cousin that if he can't stop telling jokes, then he's gotta get outta here." Rigby said. "I can't just do that! I invited him here. No one told you to get rid of your brother Don when he visited." Skips said. "That's because everyone loved him! I tried to get rid of him!" Rigby shouted furiously. "Ugh! Alright fine, I'll tell him soon." While Skips leaves, everyone coughs.

"Wow guys, those coughs sound pretty serious. You guys should see a doctor. Oh, that reminds me, why did the clown go to the doctor? He was feeling a little funny!" Quips said. "I set up the extra cot for ya. Make yourself at home." Skips said to his cousin once they were in his garage. "Could I also make myself six feet tall and handsome? Zingo!" Quips said. "Look Quips, I gotta tell you something." Skips said, and Quips suddenly gets serious. "Wait, I need to tell you something. I just really appreciate you letting me hang out tonight, Skips." He said. "Uh-huh." Skips said.