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New Year's Kiss

(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost and Thomas are at the Coffee Shop. "Hey, hear me out. All I'm saying is that it's hard to make a New Year's resolution when you're always bringing your "A" game." Muscle Man said. "Tch! Come on, you gotta have a resolution for new years." Mordecai said. "Hmm. I guess I can put in more time on my amazing muscles.

I'll really get these kittens to purr next year." Muscle Man said, as Thomas was giving him a bit of a disturbed look which made (Y/n) giggle. "I think I would like to learn a second language. What about you, Thomas?" Fives asked. "I'm going to try to help my mom more next year." Thomas said. "Aw, that's so sweet." (Y/n) said, and Thomas blushes slightly and looks away for a second. Rigby blows raspberries in response. "Not cool, bro. That resolution is legit." Muscle Man said. "Oh really? I thought you would have made fun of that goal, Muscle Man." (Y/n) smirks.

"What's there to make fun of? It's an honorable goal." Muscle Man said. "Here are your coffees, guys." Eileen said. "Hey Eileen, you got a resolution?" (Y/n) asked her friend. "Well, I would like to work on my craft blog more, but I won't have time until we get a new waitress around here." Eileen said. "Can I get a refill?" A man asked. "Later." Eileen walks off. "Ugh! Let's talk about real resolutions. This year is going to be the year of the Rigby. I'm keeping it all Rigby, all the time." Rigby said, and (Y/n) laughs. "What's so funny?" Rigby snapped. "What kind of resolution is that?" She asked. "A cool one." Rigby said. "What does that even mean?

You're just picking something vague so you can't fail at it" Mordecai said. "Oh! Roasted!" (Y/n) shouted, and her friends except for Rigby laugh. "No, last year definitely didn't have enough Rigby. This year is gonna be Rigby crazy!" Rigby shouted. "I don't know, last year felt pretty crazy." (Y/n) said. "That's just cause Sam dumped you." Rigby said bluntly. "Aw, dude! Come on!" (Y/n) snapped, glaring at him. "What? I'm just keeping it Rigby." Rigby said.

"So, you gonna turn around your lady luck this year?" Muscle Man asked Mordecai. "Yeah. As a matter of fact, I am. This year, no more waiting to wuss out. If I see a cute girl, I'll just talk to her." Mordecai said. The gang cheers. "So, when are we meeting up for the New Year's Eve party?" Muscle Man asked. "What New Year's Eve party?" Thomas asked. "It's one of those parties where you wear masks and stuff." Rigby said. "Masquerade. They're called Masquerades, Rigby." (Y/n) said, and Thomas snickers. "Yeah, whatever. Like I said, you wear masks." Rigby said. "You wanna go, Thomas?" (Y/n) asked. "Oh! Uh..."

Just then, a door opens up, which reveals a girl with snake hair and her friends. She manages to catch Mordecai's eye. "Yo, bro. She's pretty smoking." Muscle Man said. "Eh, I've seen better." (Y/n) shrugs, unimpressed. "Yeah. Uh, I mean what?"  Mordecai asked. "You should go talk to her, man." Rigby said. "Yeah dude, go for it." (Y/n) said. The gang complains. "Oh come on! What happened to your new year's resolution?" (Y/n) asked. "She has a point." Thomas said. "Yeah, come on, dude. Come on." Muscle Man said. "Uh, I don't really think-" Mordecai said.

"Come on, dude!" Everyone complained. "Come on, dude. You got this. No problem." Rigby said. "Yeah, go on Mordecai." (Y/n) said. "Yeah. All right. I got this." Everyone cheers Mordecai on while he walks up to Tracy. Mordecai talks to her and her friends and they start laughing while the gang tries to hear the conversation. "What are they saying?" Rigby asked. "Hang on, hang on." (Y/n) said, waving her paws in the air as she tried to listen. "She's smiling a lot." Thomas said, and (Y/n) smiles. "What?" Thomas asked her, noticing her smile. "He got her number!" She said. "What?" Thomas asked happily. "Shh! Shh! He's coming back. How did it go?" Fives asked.

"I got her digits!" The gang cheers, then Thomas turns to (Y/n). "How did you-" and she shrugs. "Guess I just have better hearing than the rest of you." She said playfully, and he rolls his eyes playfully. "Sure. So, are you gonna call her?" He asked Mordecai. "Yeah. I think I'll ask her to the New Year's party tomorrow." Mordecai said. "Nice." Muscle Man said. "Looks like we need a round of victory coffees! But first, I need to empty the tank." Rigby flushes the toilet and starts washing his hands when a hologram appears that looks just like Rigby. "R-R-Rigby!" He shouted. "Ahh!" Rigby shouted. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Chill, dude. It's just me, I mean you. Look, I'm you from the future." Rigby said. "What the--? Were you in the stall the whole time?" Rigby asked.