"Im da booty hole tickler imma sniff u like Doug Heffernan pole dancing 💈🕺"
im genuinely scared
"Sniff sniff"
please dont sniff me-
"IM THE TOE MOLESTER AND IMMA EAT YOUR TOES AND SLOBBER ALL OVER THEM WHEN I LICK THEM"
WHAT.
"Imma tickle your toes in your sleep"
please dont..
"Every time you talk I foam out of the mouth and clutch my toes ps if you found out who i am i'll give you pancakes not like you will ever know"
@midnightxcatt this you..?
"I will lick your toes in your sleep ad I sniff the nonexistent farts that squeaked out of your booty hole and into my nostrils and eat your belly button lint and lick my fingers afterwards 😉😇 PLEASE SQUEAK ONE LITTLE FART OUT 4 ME MOMMY?👃💨 OR DADDY IS GONNA SNIFF IT UP FOR U BECAUSE WHATEVER DADDY WANTS DADDY GETS"
... yeah no..
"hhi its getting hard to breath under your bed anyways you left your right foot outside the blanket yk what this means? im going to pull you underneath the bed so we can cuddle why im doing this? CUZ I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU"
ykw just get up here and cuddle on the bed man
"You're cute, and if your gf hurts you... I'mma kill her by cutting off her limbs and block the flow so that it will only hurt but the lack of blood will not kill her. Then I will put her in a polluted place so she will die slowly and painfully from the diseases and infection. You're a great person. Ily <3"
thats actually nice thank you-
"HOPE"
H O P E
"Hiii"
hii! how are you? :3
"Can I put my bwalls in yo jaws? CANNNN I CANNN IIIIII?"
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"Wanna drink chocolate shakes? I'll go get the chocolate syrup out of the car if you do! (Aka the car oil!)'
OH HELL YEAH!!
(pls know i did find these hilarious and i am not mad pls send more weird shit im bored)
