"ALASKA VOILET POOP CULT"

..what..?

"*steals your master and runs away like a gremlin* NYEHEHEH EHEHE"

NO NOT MY MASTER!!!!

"hii pookie i just came back from school uhh umm the school lunch was shit i didnt eat anything now i feel like im dead even if i wish i was grgrgrgrggrherfjejfeji *dying cat noises*"

HUG. *hug*

"i wanna be ur slave~"

HUH??!!? USUALLY PEOPLE WANT ME AS THE SLAVE IM NOT USED TO THIS-

"im so fucking sad i orderd taco's yesterday and i put them in the fridge and my brother ate them so i have no fucking food"

i will cook your brother for you :3/j

"hii the love of my life i thought about you on my way back from school today ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

(。・////・。)


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