"holaz i am eating doritos"
nice
"Hiii Father Can I have ice cream"
ofc my child :3
"I hid a pregnant spider in your closet"
OMGGG!!! I CAN HAVE LIL BABY SPIDERS!!! YAYYYYY!!!!!!
"Hi this is Johns abortion clinic and pizzeria where yesterdays loss is todays sauce how can I help you"
uhhh??
"ehehehehehehehe"
hehehehheheheh >:3
