(Polo)BOŽÍ život (PJO & HOO)

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Nico: from now on, we will be using code names.
Nico: you can address me as "Eagle one"

Nico: Percy is "Been there, done that"

Nico: Will is "Currently doing that"

Nico: Jason is "It happened Once in a dream"

Nico: Reyna's codename "If I had to pick a girl"

Nico: Frank, you are "Eagle two"

Frank: ... Thank the gods

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[Magnus meets CHB]

Leo: So, your hair starts glowing when you heal people?

Magnus (already knows where this Is going): Yes.

Leo: You should bez Rapunzel fór Halloween.

Magnus: ...

Percy (bursting into the room): I'LL BE ARIEL!!!

Frank:
Frank: I Guess that means I'm Merida.

— — —

Frank: language!
Leo: Yeah Hazel, watch your fucking language!

Percy: OKAY WHO TAUGHT HAZEL THE FUCK WORD?

Annabeth: "the F*CK Word"

Jason: Are you stupid? You guys use the F word all the time

Piper: Oh my gods he censored it

Leo: say fuck, Jason

Percy: Do it Jason, say fuck Bro

*Jason left the chat*

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Will & Nico: *walk into a meeting*
Nico: *sits on the floor*
Jason: Nico, there's a chair for you-
Will: He likes to síť on the floor.
Jason: Oh...Why?
Nico: The Closer to hell the better.
Jason: ...

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[The Lightning Thief Era]

Chiron: Annabeth, can you please pick up the trash around the sword Area?

Chiron: ...
Chiron: ANNABETH PUT PERCY DOWN!