Quest for the Blue Monkey

chapter 3

At a cafe, there were various cartoon characters and living humans having lunch. Porky Pig was talking with Speedy Gonzales about how he had to lose his stutter and suddenly wasn't funny, while Shaggy Rogers and Scooby-Doo were talking with actor Matthew Lillard about his acting in the Scooby Doo movie about Spooky Island and they both threatened him about messing up in the upcoming sequel. Bugs and Cherry were sitting with Kate about the movie script and how they had to move on without Daffy being involved.

"So, let's talk about the script, there's no heart no cooperation of words of anything." Kate said.

"Daffy learns to not to stick his head into jet engine." Bugs said.

"He's gone," Kate shrugged that off.

"No, Daffy needs to come back," Cherry spoke up. "It's like Tom without Jerry, Wile E. Coyote without the Roadrunner, Sideshow Bob without Bart Simpson..."

"Oh, he'll be back, he always comes back," Bugs agreed with her. "I just tell him how much I need him. We hug, we cry, I drop something heavy on him, I laugh."

"The duck is history, okay? Alright, so the question is, how can I help you re-position your brand entity? Answer: we team you up with a hot female co-star." Kate said to Bugs.

"Usually..." Bugs said, before spinning into a tornado and became esqued similarly to Marilyn Monroe, only without singing Happy Birthday to the President or the infamous skirt lift. "I play the female love interest~"

Michigan J. Frog stood up from his seat and sang his famous song with his top hat and cane.

"Am I the only one who ever felt sorry for that man?" Cherry asked, referring to the frog's human co-star who was never believed about the frog's hidden talents.

"About this cross-dressing thing," Kate scolded Bugs. "In the past: Funny. Today: Disturbing."

Bugs shifted back to normal and wiped his ruby lipstick off his muzzle. "Lady, if you don't find a rabbit with lipstick amusing, you and I have nothing to say to each other."

"Look, I am trying to be nice, but I was brought in to abridge your century and I am not going to let you, some kid, or some wacky..." Kate said before getting interrupted.

"Cherry and Daffy." Bugs interrupted while eating a carrot.

Kate had a little fit about them, then moved on. "It doesn't matter..."

"Well, these matter," Bugs said as he took out about five golden Bunny awards, and then lugged out a chunk of the Hollywood Walk of Fame which had his name on it. "And THIS! And they say, we get Daffy back. Right, boys?"

The golden awards hopped and cheered to prove his point.

"We really need to get the duck back, how do you think the movie's gonna go on without him?" Cherry glanced at the woman.

"It'll be fine, trust me." Kate replied strictly, not wanting to bring Daffy back at all. But whether she liked it or not, they were going to be getting Daffy back.

Meanwhile, DJ went back to his house, not knowing he had brought with him two uninviting guests, one of them super annoying and the other dependable. DJ hopped off his motorcycle and he was going to go home to relax.

"Little Damian..." a familiar toon old woman smiled as she clipped her hedges.

"Hey Granny," DJ smiled, though was very upset on the inside. "Hi, Tweety."

"How was work today?" the yellow canary asked politely as he swung in his cage.

DJ didn't want to reveal the rotten day he had, so he made up something. "Eventful." he uttered out before going inside.