Sody Pop: Y/n, please don't be my dad!
"Too late."
Sody: Damn it.
~~~
"Hi, welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?"
Hawt Saus: Buzz off, I want a menu here.
"SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!"
Saus: WAIT-
~~~
"Hehe, I caught a Pokémon, Fwench Fwy... can ya guess which one it is?"
Fwy: No, I can't... tell me.
He opens a pokeball and Iscream pops out.
Iscream: Sup.
Fwy: Wait, Y/n, you can't! She's a demon!
"I can do whatever I- (Explosive laughter) Oh, screw this."
~~~
Slushi: Ooh, this one drawing came out kinda rough.
"Yeah... oh, well, it happens."
Slushi: Yeah, fair enough, this is hard.
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SA-"
~~~
Chikn Nuggit: So, Cofi, what do you mean you're a freak?
Cofi: (Smirks and winks at Y/n)
"BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH, STRANGER DANGER!"
~~~
Cheezborger: (Dressed like Naruto) It is I, Ash Ketchum from Attack on Titan!
"Oh, we got someone watching anime on anything besides Crunchyroll. Better cancel her."
Slushi: What is my assignment?
"Get the handcuffs from my backpack."
(Slushi pulls out handcuffs)
Cheez: Jokes on you, I'm into this kinda thing.
"Bruh."
~~~
Sody: Y/n, what's a fnaf?
(Y/n slowly turns to look at her)
"I'm about to fill your entire brain, but you must know, there is no going back."
Sody: Okay.
"First, turn around."
Sody turns around, and Y/n rises up behind her dressed in purple, wielding a knife, and rising to It's Been So Long.
~~~
"Uh oh."
Slushi: Jinkies!
Chikn: Jeepers!
Saus: Zoinks!
Iscream: FUUU-
~~~
"Just remember, that less than ten episodes in, we've already got someone doing a summoning."
Iscream: (Doing a ritual with Y/n tied to a pole) Who?
"Nobody."
~~~
Saus: HA! What a bunch of dumpster fires.
"At least this cartoon isn't as bad as Sonic 06."
Saus: Yeah... you're probably right.
~~~
"Okay, I'm just curious... why haven't I been bothered once today?"
Silence...
"Am I really just... alone?"
Silence...
"Ah, now I can finally have some peace and quiet..."
He opens the door to his room to see everyone on his bed.
Everyone: Hiya, Y/n~...
"Damn it."
~~~
Sody: How are you manipulating this world?
Cupread: You're just words on a phone/tablet/computer.
Sody: AHH- (Screams and disappears)
Cupread: Thanks for readi-
"Am I on break?"
Cupread: Oh, sure. Have a good one, everybody. If you have an incorrect quote/meme, feel free to share it down below or next to me.
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Chikn Nuggit! (One-shots, story, requests, and other stuff)
Random"Welcome aboard, friend! We'll all take care of you, don't you worry!" Yeah, so, basically, you're your favorite animal and named after your favorite food.