Incorrect Quotes

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Sody Pop: Y/n, please don't be my dad!

"Too late."

Sody: Damn it.

~~~

"Hi, welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?"

Hawt Saus: Buzz off, I want a menu here.

"SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!"

Saus: WAIT-

~~~

"Hehe, I caught a Pokémon, Fwench Fwy... can ya guess which one it is?"

Fwy: No, I can't... tell me.

He opens a pokeball and Iscream pops out.

Iscream: Sup.

Fwy: Wait, Y/n, you can't! She's a demon!

"I can do whatever I- (Explosive laughter) Oh, screw this."

~~~

Slushi: Ooh, this one drawing came out kinda rough.

"Yeah... oh, well, it happens."

Slushi: Yeah, fair enough, this is hard.

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SA-"

~~~

Chikn Nuggit: So, Cofi, what do you mean you're a freak?

Cofi: (Smirks and winks at Y/n)

"BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH, STRANGER DANGER!"

~~~

Cheezborger: (Dressed like Naruto) It is I, Ash Ketchum from Attack on Titan!

"Oh, we got someone watching anime on anything besides Crunchyroll. Better cancel her."

Slushi: What is my assignment?

"Get the handcuffs from my backpack."

(Slushi pulls out handcuffs)

Cheez: Jokes on you, I'm into this kinda thing.

"Bruh."

~~~

Sody: Y/n, what's a fnaf?

(Y/n slowly turns to look at her)

"I'm about to fill your entire brain, but you must know, there is no going back."

Sody: Okay.

"First, turn around."

Sody turns around, and Y/n rises up behind her dressed in purple, wielding a knife, and rising to It's Been So Long.

~~~

"Uh oh."

Slushi: Jinkies!

Chikn: Jeepers!

Saus: Zoinks!

Iscream: FUUU-

~~~

"Just remember, that less than ten episodes in, we've already got someone doing a summoning."

Iscream: (Doing a ritual with Y/n tied to a pole) Who?

"Nobody."

~~~

Saus: HA! What a bunch of dumpster fires.

"At least this cartoon isn't as bad as Sonic 06."

Saus: Yeah... you're probably right.

~~~

"Okay, I'm just curious... why haven't I been bothered once today?"

Silence...

"Am I really just... alone?"

Silence...

"Ah, now I can finally have some peace and quiet..."

He opens the door to his room to see everyone on his bed.

Everyone: Hiya, Y/n~...

"Damn it."

~~~

Sody: How are you manipulating this world?

Cupread: You're just words on a phone/tablet/computer.

Sody: AHH- (Screams and disappears)

Cupread: Thanks for readi-

"Am I on break?"

Cupread: Oh, sure. Have a good one, everybody. If you have an incorrect quote/meme, feel free to share it down below or next to me.

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