"You talking" 'You thinking'
Chikn Nuggit was dragging her new friend along. She seemed oddly eager about this, and that's what made Y/n a bit nervous.
"So, uh, who are your friends?"
Chikn: Oh, you'll love them! They're great! But... they can be a bit much. I think I'll introduce you to them one at a time.
"What do you mean, "a bit much"...?"
Before she can answer that, a little red panda runs in.
???: Chikkie! Who's dis?
Chikn: Oh, hi, Sody! That's Y/n. He's awesome.
Sody: *Gasp* New friend means hugs!
She tackles you in a hug.
"Ehh... yeah, sure, little buddy."
Sody: Hugs, hugs, hugs...
Nuzzling him,
She pickpockets him and swipes his walkie-talkie without him noticing.
Chikn: C'mon, Y/n! I want you to meet more of my friends! It's more fun that way.
"Okay, then."
She leads him to a bench, where her friends Fwench Fwy and Iscream are sitting.
Chikn: Meet these two freaks. (She pulls Y/n close.) Be careful around the bunny.
"Hey, my name's Y/n. Who are you two?"
Iscream is about to say something, but Fwy covers her mouth.
Fwy: I'm Fwench Fwy, and this is Iscream! Nice to meet you, new buddy.
"Oh, cool. So, like, are you two best friends or something?"
Fwy looks you up and down, and for a second, you swear her eyes were orange.
Fwy: Don't I wish~ Uh, I mean, no, we're in a relationship.
"Um, okay, gotcha."
Iscream tries to speak up, but Fwy stops her again.
Fwy: So, tell me about yourself...
"I'm Y/n, I like helping my friends, adventuring, the like."
Fwy looks more and more hypnotized, while Iscream looks f*cking pissed.
Iscream: Excuuuuuuuse me! I want to talk, too!
Fwy: Shhhh, Y/n is talking.
Iscream has a meltdown and becomes more demonic, shrieking. Fwy isn't too bothered.
Fwy: No worries, she does this all the time.
"Kinda reminds me of this cat guy I met once..."
Fwy approaches the demon, attempting to calm her down.
Fwy: Hey, sweetie, why are you so mad?
Iscream: DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP! I'M SICK OF BEING PUSHED AROUND!
"So, like... push back."
Iscream: EXCUSE ME?!
"Why be a whiny little annoyance when you can just push back? When life shoves you around, shove 'em back and kick it in the sensitive spot."
Fwy: Y'know, that's some impolite language-
Iscream shrinks back to normal.
Iscream: No, no, he's got a point. Thanks, Y/n. Um, I'm so embarrassed, I really went and showed my demon form that quickly.
"Just... practice what I taught you."
He pats her head.
Iscream: Ooh, more, please!
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Random"Welcome aboard, friend! We'll all take care of you, don't you worry!" Yeah, so, basically, you're your favorite animal and named after your favorite food.
