Iscream sits in her room, humming a haunting tune, as she is expecting a particular friend to show up today. Her favorite one. She talks to her flower for a bit while she is snipping at a photo with a pair of scissors.
Iscream: Y'know, I'm getting tired of killing. It's a hard thing to do, right?
The flower nods.
Iscream: I mean, I wish I could stop...
Flowey: But you can't?
Iscream: Yeah.
Flowey: What's got ya tickin? Are you on another bloodlust phase? Your dad would be proud.
Iscream: BLEGH! I don't care what he thinks. Besides, my dad wouldn't like what it really is.
Flowey: What could it be that he wouldn't like?
Iscream: Well, I'm killing Y/n's girlfriends.
Flowey: What? Why don't you stop?
Iscream: I just wish I could, and I will!
She opens a drawer full of photos of girls, and puts the photo of Milkshek in.
Iscream: Well, hehe, I'll stop as soon as he stops getting new girlfriends. Each time one dies, another shows up. He never learns! (Manic giggling)
Flowey: What. The. F*ck. That is really freaky. Now I must beg the question. Why wouldn't your dad like this?
Iscream: It's the reason why I'm doing it.
Flowey: Which is...?
Iscream walks over to her bed and picks up a plushie of Y/n. She kisses its face several times before sighing.
Iscream: I absolutely adore him. I can't let anyone just take him. That'd be stupid! Besides, he's obviously meant for me.
Flowey: Wow. You should probably put all this stuff away before he gets here.
Iscream: Oops! You're right.
She hides everything, just as Y/n knocks on the door.
"Iscream? I'm here!"
Just hearing his voice makes her heart flutter.
Iscream: I'm coming!
She sprints to the door, before swinging it open and jumping into his arms.
Iscream: Hey, Y/n~! (More giggling)
"Oof! Hey, Iscream. What's up?"
Iscream: Oh, the usual. How about you?
"Not much. Anyway, I heard from Slushi that you and Fwench Fwy used to be dating. Now, do tell, is this true?"
Iscream: At some point we were, but I decided... it just wouldn't work out. So, I found someone new, and I'll get him to be my boyfriend!
"Who is it?"
Iscream: That's a surprise. But I can say, he's watching me in this room.
"He is? Give me a bat, I'll whack him and send him to ho-"
Iscream: I'll do it for you. (Bonks Y/n over the head and he passes out.)
Flowey: Well? You gonna kidnap him?
Iscream: Pft, nah. I may be crazy, but I'm still a girl.
Flowey: ...The hell does that mean?
Iscream: HE needs to make the first move. Not me. I'll wait for him to. In the meantime, he just had to realize who his true love is.
Flowey: What're you gonna do with his body?
Iscream: I'll drop him off at his house. Hmm... are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The two grin at each other.
Iscream: I'll just give him a big kiss.
Flowey: You should do a se- wait, that was your idea?
Iscream: Yeah, what was yours?
Flowey: Um... forget it.
Iscream kisses Y/n on the lips.
Iscream: Hmm... not bad. Maybe I'll just have a blood sample...
Flowey: You'll wake him up.
Iscream: Aww...
Flowey: Oh, crap, your dad will be home in five minutes.
Iscream: Uh oh. Bye-bye, Y/n! (Kisses him a few more times) you'll come to your senses. Eventually.
She uses her summoning book to send Y/n away. Her dad appears behind her.
Dad: Iscream, have you been simping?
Iscream: Yes, father.
Dad: Are ya winnin?
Iscream: No, father.
Dad: But are you killing?
Iscream: Yes, father.
Dad: I'm so proud of you, baby girl!
Her dad picks her up and hugs her.
Iscream: DAD! STOP!
Flowey: Wow, what a supportive dad. Hehe.
A/n: Hey, um... sorry about my hiatus. This is just an example one-shot. Hope ya enjoyed.
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