Twilight Incorrect Quotes

1-Incorrect Quotes

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The Cullens walked in the cafeteria on Bella's first day of school.

Bella: *looking at Rosalie* "Wow, she's so beautiful."

Mike: *Flirting* "Don't worry Bella, you're beautiful too."

Bella: "Mike I'm not jealous, I'm gay."

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Emmett: "You look good today bro, pro homo."

Jasper: "Don't you mean 'no homo'?"

Emmett: "It's a new generation man, support the gays."

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Emmett: "I've been w-wanting to ask you something for awhile.."

Rosalie: "Finally!"

Emmet: "Finally? What do you mean?"

Rosalie: "You're proposing right?"

Emmett: "How'd you know?"

Rosalie: "You've dropped the ring about 16 times during this date."

Emmett:

Rosalie: "I even picked it up once."

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Edward holding Renesmee.

Edward: "I won your mom's heart by being respectful and kind towards her, treating her like a queen and giving her gifts."

Bella: "You do remember you avoided me, stalked me, left me to die at some point in our lives, and then came back right?"

Edward: *covering Renesmee's ears.* "She doesn't need to know that."

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A sunny day and the Cullen kids are bored as hell.

Carlisle: *walks in the living room*

Emmett: "At the end of the day we're all just vampire beans."

Alice: "Together we will rice."

Jasper: "Lettuce pray."

Rosalie: "Ramen."

Carlisle: "..." *leaves*

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Edward: *brooding*

Mosquito: *passes by*

Edward: *looks at the mosquito.* You know, you and I aren't very different. *cries.*

Rosalie: *reading a magazine* "How many times has he done this in the span of 5 hours."

Jasper: *slams his palms on the table in confusion.* "20.fucking.times."

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Bella: *staring out the window during class.*

Edward: *staring at Bella* 'I can't read her mind, I wonder what she's thinking?'

Bella: 'weds-day?... wed-nes-day?.. whens-day...?'

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Back when Bella was a human.

Bella: *punches Jacob.*

Jacob: "Do you want to die?!"

Bella: ".. Kinda.."

Jacob: "Bella we talked about this."

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Rosalie: *slams hands on the table.* "That's it! I'm gonna tell her."

Rosalie: *storms over to Bella and holds her by the shoulders.* "STOP BEING SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE."

Bella: *confused shaken up noises*

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Bella: "Fight me!"

Edward: "Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?"

*Later*

Alice: "Why is Edward crying?"

Emmett: "Bella kicked him really hard on the ankle."

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Rosalie, working at McDonald's: "Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem."

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Bella: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone*

Carlisle: "Hey, Bella, how was your day?"

Bella: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Carlisle* "Hell."

Esme (the one who cooks), watching this unfold with fear in her eyes: *whispers* "Who hurt you?"

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Rosalie: "Relationships should be 50/50. Enmett hunts us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty."

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Esme: "How the hell did you crash the car?!"

Alice: "So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight."

Alice: "I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident."

Esme:

Rosalie, with a proud smile: "And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen. Also, minus points for wrecking that gorgeous car."

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