"Todays been an awful day. What did I do to deserve this" Scrappy says as she sits on her bed.
"Ow.. my fucking arm hurts.." Enzo says as he limps into the room
"ENZO!! Are you okay?? What did she do?" Scrappy says as she runs up to Enzo
"I'm fine. She just cut my arm a little bit." Enzo says as he limps to his bed
"But.. I thought you couldn't feel anything? Cause you have a super power immune to pain?" Scrappy says as she caresses Enzo's arm
Yeah that was all an act.
"She just said I couldn't feel pain for the views and money." Enzo explained
"Oh dang.. that's messed up." Scrappy says sadly "Wait where are you going?"
"I can't sleep here anymore. She told me to sleep in the basement till I "Learn my lesson" Enzo muffled as he grabs his bed
What NO!!!
"Enzo I can't sleep without you?!! What will I do when I have scary dreams who will I talk to!!" Scrappy says panicking
"Scrappy, zip it
You're gonna be fine without me. Just don't have nightmares?" Enzo says as he walks out with his bed."Okay then Enzo. Good luck it's really cold down there" Scrappy says
DAMN IT
"You being foreal? I hate the cold. Now I have to sleep down there." Enzo sighed-Later-
"Do do doo do do do." Peachez sang
"Could you not sing. It's annoying and I'm tryna get my sleep" Oakley shouted above her in the vents
"So I can't sing in my own room?" Peachez says as she looks up to talk to Oakley
"No if you're gonna keep sounding like a dying eagle, no one wants to hear that shit" said Oakley
"Well it's my Sleeping mechanism. I can't go to sleep without singing."Peachez replied
"Well maybe try another mechanism that doesn't involve you SCREAMING" Oakley yelled
"Oh I'm the one screaming?? You gotta be kidding me." Peachez scoffed
"Yeah, and no one can SLEEP if you keep talking with your stupid ass voice." Oakley added
"Oakley it's your fault for sleeping right above me. Maybe go move somewhere else."Peachez suggests
- Scrappy walks in tired -
"What's going on here guys" scrappy mumbled
"Scrappy shut your fatass up, go back into your room no one asked you to intervene." Oakley says angrily
"Hey don't you ever call scrappy that, that's mean!" Peachez said angrily
"Excuse me!!" Scrappy said
" Oh here we go again." Oakley said
"This chubbiness in my pooch is pure fluff and cuddles. which MAKES ME CUTE NOT FAT" Scrappy added
" No one fucking cares now get lost before I make you lost" Oakley added on
"And take your stupid girlfriend with you."
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The Scrappy Problem
RandomJoin Scrappy, a unique blonde raccoon navigating life among humans and fellow furry friends. From scavenging streets to being a beloved pet, Scrappy shares adventures with Enzo, the sleepy yet endearing raccoon, and Peachez, the charming red panda...