I Can Do It With A Broken Heart / Joffrey Baratheon /Rieka Stark (2.6)

4.Death do You Part

"I cant believe this!"

Margaery and Sansa were having similar conversations in opposite ends of the castle.

"Rieka? Shes a traitor!" Margaery demanded. Stomping a foot down her grandmother knew she had to intervene.

"He was supposed to me mine!" Sansa whined out to the sky expecting results. She didnt want Joffrey but she wanted the damn crown she was set on being queen and now her sister would claim it? Gods this day couldnt get worse.

"I'm a fucking traitor, traitor blood!" Rieka shouted. Cersei rolled her eyes.

"What happened to me being queen?" Margaery whined. "I wanted to be the queen! Wear the crown!"

"I was supposed to get a crown." Sansa whimpered. "Have i not suffered enough? Do i not deserve this? This one victory after all he put me through?"

"I dont want that kind of power or responsibility!" Rieka demanded.

"Rieka you dont understand." Cersei declared.

"Explain it to me. Slowly." Rieka suggested "so i have time to tell you how idiotic your thinking has become."

"Margaery is awful. I can see it already." Cersei began and rieka shrugged.

"She looks like an actress." Rieka admitted.

"Exactly." cersei declared. "And sansa is sansa." Rieka murmured her agreement. "But you! I have said it a dozen times probably more that you would be a great sister! The perfect sister! You are like a sister to me already Rieka."

"Marrying joffrey would make me your daughter in law not sister. Marry me off to tyrion or jaime. Not joffrey."

"Heavens no. Jaime is gone and you are too good for tyrion." Cersei tsked.

"Cersei," rieka whined stomping a foot down.

"He can he be changed. You can fix him!" She offered

"I can fix him?"

"No really you can!" Cersei assured. "Please just please think it through..."

"Because i dont have a choice." Rieka agreed. Cersei hated to say it was a command but Rieka would marry joffrey.

"It would be better if you were not fighting this." Cersei offered cautiously.

"Awful. You are awful."

"You will do this." Cersei both demanded and requested. Rieka saw the desperation in her eyes.

"Fucking fuck fuckity fuck." Rieka grumbled. "And if I kill him or he me?"

"Then it was nice knowing you." Cersei agreed.

"I'm serious." Rieka corrected.

"I adore you Rieka. Dont make this difficult. This will bring us all together, isnt that what you wanted?"

"You never wanted him!" Sansa shouted.

"After all the hell he put us through you want him?" Rieka countered.

"I wanted ot be queen!"

"You are a real bitch sansa.' Rieka hissed. "I love you but you know what? You suck. Joffrey was horrible to you and you were supposed to be grateful i'm taking this burden from you but no. You are going to be a  shit about it. Because of course you are!" Rieka shouted marching off.

"I'm a burden?" Joffrey sassed.

"The biggest pain in the ass burden i'm going to stuck with until death do you part." Rieka agreed.

"I dont think you said that right." Joffrey called after her.

"No, I did." Rieka assured. "It will be your death that frees me." she added.

"Mother!" Joffrey whined.

"She didnt threaten to kill you." Cersei assured.

"No. I think she did." Joffrey countered. "Until my death do us part. Not her death-"

"Dont be trying to kill your bride to be. I have so much for you and this is the only way-"

"Marrying her gets me killed! She doesnt like me, Margaery is throwing herself at me. Why can't I marry that whore?" Joffrey questioned.

"Because she is a whore that will get you killed."

"And Rieka isnt?"

"If Rieka kills you, you will see it coming." Cersei offered. "If you go against my wishes and marry that whore Margaery they will stab you in the back and watch you bleed for your crown." Cersei hissed. "Rieka doesnt want a crown."

"She doesnt want me either. I'm a fucking catch." Joffrey demanded.

"You certainly think so." Cersei agreed.

"Whats that supposed to mean?" Joffrey hissed.

"Joffrey you have a temper and a mean streak I think you both could do a lot of good for each other." Cersei offered.

"I think we are going to kill each other before the wedding." Joffrey countered. Cersei chuckled. "What?" Joffrey demanded.

"Rieka said the same thing. I told you, you two will get along great."