It was a particularly musky dusky day as there was clouds covering the big beautiful suns bright, glowing, blinding orbs.
Peppa was sitting under a tree drinking her brother, George's tears and listening to my chemical romance. She was totally enjoying the emo vibe.
She flicked her long, black, knotted, crusty-flea-infested hair out of her greasy, oily face and let out a chuckle.
"heh... I don't deserve all of these epic sugoi vibes rn"
she chortled to herself unaware that her former bff was watching her and not so silently judging her.
"Oi emo pig, get those ear-wax covered black ahh emo headphones out of your ears and stop being such a loser for once!!"
Susie, the most preppy-coquette girl in the school screeched, at the top of her lungs like a bald eagle
"I-i-i-i uwu.. I'm just minding my own business susie, why are u killing my emo vibes rnn??!?!"
Peppa pouted as she quickly took off her ear-waxy headphones
"Because your a pig stinky mud-rolling emo who has no friends idiot!!"
susie continued to screech piggy-slurs at peppa before grabbing peppa's iphone 9 that had tapeworms coming out of it and then cracked it in half and then began wheezing like a dying old man who had stage 4 lung cancer
Peppa saw red and then a very dark look came upon her face
"RAHHHHHHH YOU CRACKED MY PHONE YOU-YOU.. uh.. SLUTTYSHEEP YEAH THATS RIGHT YOUR JUST A BIG SLUTTY SHEEP YOU HOE"
Peppa yelled out in anger pointing a mouldy finger at susie
susie then began to quiver and tremble in anger and pure sheeply-shite
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU NEGATIVE 100 LEVEL GYAT NO RIZZ AHH HOEBAG??? THATS IT, I'M GONNA PUNCH UR FACE IN, YOU'RE AN ALI BABA VERSION OF ME" (dubai bling ref. if anyone watched that, i love safa so much shes a queen)
*susie clenched her fists in anger and began to lunge at peppa in slow mow and her stanley cup and drunk elephant skincare fell out of her preppy pink wig*
*peppa pissed herself in fear (also in slow mow)*
SUDDENLY Y/n APPEARS OUT OF THIN AIR AND GRABS SUSIES PREPPY AHH WRIST AND SAYS
"you gyatta stop bullying this little emo dumpster-smelling piggy susie"
"OMG Y/N I-I-i-i-i ILY PLS MARRY ME POOKIE!! I EVEN HAVE A BODY PILLOW OF YOU- IM DESPERATE PLSPLSPLSPLSPLS-"
susie mews in an aroused tone sounding both desperate and creepy whilst also maintaining her oddly high pitched baa voice
y/n, deeply disturbed by this comment, throws susie up into the air and drop kicks her so hard that it creates an earthquake on the other side of the world
y/n smirked before looking at peppa and saying
"you okay there?"
peppa was flabbbergasted, did the great handsomebeautifulpretty y/n just save her from susie???
"i-i-i-im uh.. well im alright... j-j-j-just not the most sugoi in the world rn yk... heh.."
peppa mumbled feeling very kawaii and like a total tsundere
y/n looked down and saw the piss on the floor from peppa's fear, they then looked peppa up and down
"you might wanna clean your self up broski... thats alot of yellow liquid.... nice bomboclyat tho"
y/n saluted and then without another word, they naruto ran away
"d-d-d-did y/n just say i have nice bomboclyat?!?! oh my piggys!! im so happy!..."
peppa then looked down at her yellow bodily fluids and felt EXTREME embarassment and then ordered george to clean it up an then she walked back to her house happily
"ohhh y/n's so dreamy i js wanna swim in their e/c shiny orbs... I gyatta confess my unprofound luv 4 them... if only i wasn't such an emo baka.. and besides susie likes them too so i don't stand a chance"
peppa thought her emo thoughts to herself as she sighed and hung her HUMONGOUS head down low, she felt so empty as she walked along the dirt road
as peppa walked, she saw pedro pony attempt to rizz up miss rabbit before getting kicked in his little horsey-head and then felt a surge of determination.
"I WILL confess to y/n, and they WILL LOVE ME FOREVER!!!1!!!"
peppa gurgled so loud that miss rabbit, momentarily stopped beating pedro pony to shit... but then she continued to beat him up
peppa flushed her piggy cheeks in embarrassment and then oinked herself home as fast as she could, feeling perseverance to make y/n hers FOREVER
The end of chapter 1
written by F at 1.04am bc she has nothing better to do with her life
part 2 coming out soon!! all coments are erm... actually appreciated!!
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Emo Peppa Pig x Reader
HumorPeppa was being bullied by Susie the preppy sheep for being emo... but then, y/n swoops in and saves Peppa from Susie's relentless bullying. Flabbergasted, Peppa falls hard for the dreamy y/n and want's to confess her feelings for them however y/n...
