Emo Peppa Pig x Reader

Peppa da baddie fr

*It was the next day*

Peppa strutted to school feeling very confident in her TOTAL baddie outfit, was wearing 20 layers of lipgloss as well,... PLUMPING LIPGLOSS! 

Peppas lips were burning, she had put on the EXTREME PLUMP THOSE PIGGYS lipgloss and after putting on 20 layers of it her lips had become HUGE

And I mean HUGE dude (imagine an image of peppa with lips the size of a hydroflask sksksks)

The 80 bags of flaming hot cheetos didn't help the burn either but peppa ignored the pain because y/n was worth it.

And for once in all of peppas 69 years of life... peppa had washed her hair, which was looking extremely silky and glossy.

Peppa had also worn 80 inch eyelashes which were so long that they ended up poking george so bad he had to be taken to the emergency room

When peppa baddie-walked down the stairs mummy pig had an appalled look on her face

"PEPPA?? WHAT ARE YOU WEARING??!?!?! YOU-YOU... YOU LOOK LIKE A PIG!!"

Mummy pig sneezed out as she saw her daughter wearing those epic baddie clothes

"uhh, well duh, i am a pig you nincompoop" peppa suaved back to her

Mummy pig was shocked, peppa had never talked back to her in her entire life.

"PEPPA IF U SAY ANYTHING OF THAT RICH-BADDIE VOCABULARY TO ME EVER AGAIN, I'LL WHOOP YOU DO BAD THAT I'LL BECOME THE BADDIE"

Mummy said calmly

"u-uu-uh yes yes sir- i mean mam- i mean mummy 🫡🥺" peppa snorted quietly

Daddy pig would have called peppa a total hoebag for dressing like such a baddie but he was to busy driving George to the hospital due to the eyelash injury

Peppa went to school via the private jet mummy pig had embezzled from her strip jo- I mean highly professional cloths removing on a pole service..

but she accidentally landed on the school gate-keeper (#justice for the girlboss 😔)

"YOU SHOULD WATCH WHERE YOUR STANDING GATE KEEPER!!!1!!"

Peppa screeched at the now discombobulated gate keeper who couldn't answer her as their head was now severed from their body!! ;)

The first thing peppa did was walk over to the infamous susie sheep and look her dead in her preppy little drunk elephant skincare eyes

"YUH SUSIE, IMA BADDIE U LITTLE SHEEPY WEEPY"

peppa chorteled with her trout so close to susies face it was touching her

"i-i- woah peppa.. you look..."

susie started, peppa began to laugh in triumph as she had proved susie wrong

"LIKE A TOTAL WHORE BAAA-HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH"

susie laughed so hard she began to accumulate bodily fluids from her eyes (tears ofc.... what were u thinking??? 🤨)

PEPPA GROWLED the alpha omega baddie wolf was really coming out now... PEPPA GRABBED SUSIE BY THE ANKLES AND SWUNG HER AROUND AND AROUND IN CIRCLES AND THEN TOSSED HER UP TO THE MOON

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAGHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH-" SUSIE CRIED... but it was of no use... for susie was long gone

Peppa now feeling a surge of confidence trotted up to y/n on all 4s and then once she was in close proximity with them, stood up and looked y/n straight in the nostrils

"y-y-y-yy/n chan... I LOVE YOU MARRY ME PLEASE PLEASE I HAVE RUINED MY LIFE FOR YOU PLEASE LOVE ME PLEAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEE"

PEppa tossed her raw emotions at y/n 

But y/n... was simply disturbed...

DEEPLY disturbed

"uhh peppa.." y/n chuckled nervously

Peppa looked at y/n with a glimmer in her baddie material gworl eyes

"y-y-yyes y/n-chan?" peppa said hopefully

"i gyatta tell you something peppa..." y/n said with a monotone, untellable voice

.....

THE END OF PART 3

Written by F at 10.13pm (not too late 4 once)

I'm gonna write part 4 rn (FINALEEEEEEE)

comments are.. erm acctually appreciated!!