Peppa x y/n?

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Y/n glanced nervously around

"peppa i'm taken"

Peppas heart dropped... and so did all the lipgloss she was wearing (it fell to a puddle on the floor) 

She felt like a snowman who had just been meltd with a hair dryer

Like a balloon that had been sat on

Like a peppa who had ruined her life


...just for y/n

Peppa started tearing eyes up and her eyeliner started drooping down her face in a big puddle of yogurt looking mush

"n-no you HAVE to be joking..."

She turned to gojo who was standing next to y/n 

"GOJO DID YOU STEAL Y/N FROM ME?!?!?"

PEPPA SQUIRMED IN SUCH ANGER THAT SHE WAS GONNA RIP GOJO IN HALF (hehehe ifykyk)

"no, unfortunately.. im not with y/n" gojo replied in a cool 'nah id win' voice

"wha-then who stole y/n away from me...?"

Peppa looked at y/n even though she had thick globs of green snot running down her face

"y/n i--i-i-i thought you liked baddies... dont you like ME???"

y/n looked at peppa confused (also in mega disgust from the snobbery snotty boggers on her face)

"uhh no??? who told you that???"

Peppa felt even worse than she did before, she spent her entire life's worth on clothes and lipgloss that y/n didnt like???

Peppa then felt Rage at susie

"THAT GOSH DIDLY DARN DING NABBIT SLUTTY SHEEP!!"

Peppa said in a quiet sad sullen voice

"i have to admit, that was a sus-sheep" said gojo

Peppa looked betrayed at y/n

"tell me my dear pookie wookie cookie bear, y/n... who has the honer of being with you?"

SUDDENLY PEPPA WAS HIT WITH BY A SPEEDING BLUE TRAIN WITH A SUGOI HANDSOME FACE 

she died almost instantly but the last thing she heard was

"It is I thomas the tank engine who is with the elegant exquisite y/n"

"It is I thomas the tank engine who is with the elegant exquisite y/n"

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Peppa passed away with pure hatered on her soul... but alas there was nothing she could do

For that... was the end of peppa pig

Mummy pig cried daily as she had no one to whoop

She began whooping Daddy pig as a substitute but it wasn't the same...

George lived happily though... it was just him and his dinosaur...(grrrr)

                                                                                               THE END

Hey guys hope you enjoyed reading this mess- F at 10.33pm 

as always, comments are... erm acctually appreciated

stay tuned for the... NEW SERIES COMING OUT SOON, THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE X READER!!!! 

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