Y/n glanced nervously around
"peppa i'm taken"
Peppas heart dropped... and so did all the lipgloss she was wearing (it fell to a puddle on the floor)
She felt like a snowman who had just been meltd with a hair dryer
Like a balloon that had been sat on
Like a peppa who had ruined her life
...just for y/n
Peppa started tearing eyes up and her eyeliner started drooping down her face in a big puddle of yogurt looking mush
"n-no you HAVE to be joking..."
She turned to gojo who was standing next to y/n
"GOJO DID YOU STEAL Y/N FROM ME?!?!?"
PEPPA SQUIRMED IN SUCH ANGER THAT SHE WAS GONNA RIP GOJO IN HALF (hehehe ifykyk)
"no, unfortunately.. im not with y/n" gojo replied in a cool 'nah id win' voice
"wha-then who stole y/n away from me...?"
Peppa looked at y/n even though she had thick globs of green snot running down her face
"y/n i--i-i-i thought you liked baddies... dont you like ME???"
y/n looked at peppa confused (also in mega disgust from the snobbery snotty boggers on her face)
"uhh no??? who told you that???"
Peppa felt even worse than she did before, she spent her entire life's worth on clothes and lipgloss that y/n didnt like???
Peppa then felt Rage at susie
"THAT GOSH DIDLY DARN DING NABBIT SLUTTY SHEEP!!"
Peppa said in a quiet sad sullen voice
"i have to admit, that was a sus-sheep" said gojo
Peppa looked betrayed at y/n
"tell me my dear pookie wookie cookie bear, y/n... who has the honer of being with you?"
SUDDENLY PEPPA WAS HIT WITH BY A SPEEDING BLUE TRAIN WITH A SUGOI HANDSOME FACE
she died almost instantly but the last thing she heard was
"It is I thomas the tank engine who is with the elegant exquisite y/n"
Peppa passed away with pure hatered on her soul... but alas there was nothing she could do
For that... was the end of peppa pig
Mummy pig cried daily as she had no one to whoop
She began whooping Daddy pig as a substitute but it wasn't the same...
George lived happily though... it was just him and his dinosaur...(grrrr)
THE END
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Emo Peppa Pig x Reader
HumorPeppa was being bullied by Susie the preppy sheep for being emo... but then, y/n swoops in and saves Peppa from Susie's relentless bullying. Flabbergasted, Peppa falls hard for the dreamy y/n and want's to confess her feelings for them however y/n...