~Gale has updated his status~
ANOTHER FRIGGIN AUTHORS NOTE WHAT IS IT WITH THIS GIRL! 'Oh I'm so happy for the reads blah blah blah' MY COAL MINE!
~Comments~
Mar: WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ME?
Gale: NOTHING
Mar: I CAN WRITE YOU OUT OF THE FRIGGIN STORY GALE
Peeta: YOU CAN? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
Johanna:Yeah Gale kind of.... is.... blech
Finnick: I agree.
Gale: But- Katnip-
Katnip: Don't write him out of the story he's hilarious.
Mar: true. Who would you make fun of if he left?
Mitch: Peeta.
Peeta: HEY!
Effie: Sorry but katniss has always been my favorite!
Mitch: yeah
Effie: the male tributes have never been, appealing.
Finnick: HEY!
Mitch: HEY!
Prim: Hey ms author lady human it?
Mar: yeah?
Prim: if this has everyone all happy and after the hunger games, then...
Mar: yeah?
Prim: HOW AM I ALIVE?!
Finnick: ME TOO!
Mar: Alive
Prim: but where are we?
Mar:Panem
Prim: but? What district?
Mar: 12
Prim: BUT IT WAS DESTROYED!
Mar: STOP QUESTIONING TIME AND SPACE ITS VERY WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY... stuff...
Prim: O-okay.
Johanna: But-
Mar: STOP QUESTIONING MY LOGIC! WHY DONT YALL SHUTTUP AND EAT SOME TACOS?!
Mitch: but we don't have any- oh my gosh
Mar: EVERYONE HAS TACOS NOW! HAPPY?
Gale: I didn't-
Mar: Gale why do you think you didn't get a taco?
Gale: cause I-
Mar: Exactly, think before you speak.
Katnip: hey uh author?
Mar: yup?
Katnip: if this is an authors note then why are we still on Facebook?
Mar: Shhhhhh... just eat your taco.
Katnip: but
Mar: EAT IT!
Peeta: hey author?
Mar: WHAT
Peeta: Um. its just. um.
Mar: Peeta I know what you're going to say.
Peeta: how?
Mar: Cause I'm the one writing it!
Peeta: BUT IF YOURE WRITING THIS THEN WHY ARE YOU MAKING EVERYONE STRESS YOU OUT?!
Mar: ITS CALLED PLOT AND IF YOU COULD SEE ME IM A LONELY GIRL WRITING IN CAPSLOCK TO HERSELF AT MIDNIGHT WRTING A CHAPTER TO PLEASE THE MASSES BECAUSE I HAVE NO CREATIVITY TO NOT INCULDE MYSELF IN THE CHAPTER AND I MADE THIS BOOK AT A SLEEPOVER AND WASNT GONNA PUBLISH IT BUT HERE WE ARE WITH 5k READS AND IM SO HAPPY AND I DIDNT WANT ANOTHER AUTHORS NOTE CAUSE THOSE ARE SOMETIMES BORING AND I WANTED TO PORTRAY MY THANKS IN AN AMUSING MATTER!!!
Peeta: oh
Gale: IM GAY!
Mitch: *chokes on beer* WHAT?
Peeta: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT GALE?
Mar: >:)
Gale: NO IM BEING FORCED TO SAY THAT!
Mar: QUIET OR ILL TAKE THOSE RAINBOWS TIE YOU UP AND THROW YOU BACK IN THAT CLOSET SO DEEP YOULL PASS NARNIA, DEAN WINCHESTER, DAN HOWELL, AND CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS!!!
Gale: O.o
Mar: Fight me
Well that was interesting that entire chapter was my brain reacting to five sodas, yay sugar. Anyways this was just a big way of me saying THANKS FOR 5k READS MY MIND IS BLOWN. Now if you didn't read or understand what I said. I wrote this book at a sleepover. It's been I don't know how long since it has started and it has been getting a lot more attention than I even thought possible. SO THANK YOU GENUINELY!
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