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Guys I'm pregnant.
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Peeta: YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT TELL

Katnip: when?

Peeta: WHEN IT HAPPENED

Effie: WHO CARES THE CATS OUT OF THE BAG!

Mitch: GALES OUT OF THE CLOSET?

Effie: other cat

Mitch: PEETAS OUT OF THE CLOSET?

Effie: Remember the tabby cat?

Mitch; Oh.. KATNISS YOURE PREGNANT

Johanna: WHATS ITS NAME

Katnip: It's a boy so we don't know.

Johanna: Johanna is actually a guys name

Peeta: how about John Hamish Everdeen?

Mitch: HE SHALL BE NAMED SIR MITCH MICHAEL MANDRAKE MUTTONCHOP MATTHEW LUCAS ANDREW EVERDEEN

Katnip: how about Andrew Scott Simon Howard Oliver Louis Everdeen?

Peeta: I love it. *blows kiss*

Katnip: *sees kiss grabs and blows kiss back*

Finnick: *vomits at sentiment*

Prim: Am I the only one who realized the new baby's name is going to be ASSHOLE?????????

Katnip: OH NO THATS NOT HIS NAME. RENAME RENAME!!!

Peeta: Richard?

Katnip: YES!

President Snow: Do you think babies know how to use knives?

Effie: WE ARE NOT DOING THE INFANT GAMES!!!!

President Snow: What about the Gay-mes. We already have a few contestants. Finnick, Peeta, Gale, and Mitch.

Finnick: IM NOT GAY I HAVE ANNIE!

Peeta: IM NOY GAY I HAVE KATNISS!

Mitch: IM NOT GAY I HAVE EFFIE!

Gale: IM NOT GAY I HAVE... I have... SOMEONE

President Snow: WE HAVE A WINNER OF THE FIRST ANNUAL GAY GAMES!!!!!

Gale: -_-

President Snow: CONGRATULATIONS ON SUCH AN ACCOMPLISHMENT

Gale:•-•

Gale: You all are ._ ... ... . ...

Katnip: ANYBODY KNOW MORSE CODE?!

Peeta: NO!

Finnick: I think he's saying we're amazing.

Mitch: Aww thanks Gale <3

Everyone: yeah thanks Gale

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