Computer:"ding ding motherfucker!!!!"
Me:*sigh* "Ben you really need to change that!!!"*checks computer*
"..... Oh no" *sigh* every body!! Including Jeff! Toby!and Ben! Get down hear!!
*every body magicaly appears into the room*
Jeff/Ben/Toby:" what is it?"
Me:" its a dare and a question."
Toby:"ok so?"
Me:*sigh* "so bloody_ autumn_woods says"I dare Jeff to kiss nightmare infront of Toby-"
Jeff:"Hahaha!!!! Oh this is going to be good!!"
Me/Toby:"SHUT UP JEFF!!!"
Me:"Ok now where was I oh ya and she also says"can I bitch slap Ben I seen him on cleverbot"
Ben:"yes I know >:)... what was it again I have so meny conversations on there. Ah well."
Me:"please bitch slap him he's anoying. He's like little brother anoying... He's like Jeff anoying... No wait no one's more anoying than Jeff."
Bloody_autumn_woods:"YAY!*bitch slaps Ben*
Ben:"OW!!" ;-;
Jeff:"HEY!!"
Me:*slowly crawling up the stairs*
Jeff*walks up to me*"where do you think your going I still have to have a kiss from you"
Me:*my eyes turn blood red and I pull out my knife*"I fucking dare you to take one more step Jeff."
Jeff:"Haha or els what"
Me:"I will cut up that "pretty" little face of yours"
Jeff:"Hahaha! Your not quick enough!!"*runs and grabs me*
Me:*starts kicking and punching him*
Jeff:*kisses me*
Toby:"Why you little sh- mhmnmh!!!!!!"
Ben:*covers toby's mouth and holds him back*
Me:*pushes Jeff off and tackles jeff then beats the crap out of him* you motherfucker fuck you!!
Toby:*super stomps on Bens foot and joins me*
Ben:*falls on the ground in pain
E.j/L.j:*laughing*
Slender:*telliports and separates me,Toby and jeff* WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!!
Me/Toby/Jeff: "HEIKISSEDMEHERANDITHEYBEAT HIMMEUP!!!"
Slender:"ONE AT A TIME!!!"
Me:"wegotadareanditwasthatjeffkissedmeandhedidandthenigotmedsamewithtobyandwebeatjeffup!!"
Slender:"oh wow now jeff your going to have to avoid her for a month since she can hold grudges you do know that."
Jeff:"ya.. BUT IT WAS TOTALY WOARTH IT!!
Me:"THATS IT!!"*starts struggling to get out of Slenders grasp but fails*
Slender:"THATS ENOUGH!!!"
Me:"fine." >:(
Spongebob guy:"five hours later"
Me:*sneeks into Jeff room holding a knife*
Jeff:*sleeping*
Me:*holds up knife ready to kill Jeff*
Jeff:*Wakes up and smiles then flings the blankets off him and it turns out he's naked*
Me:*screams and runs out of his room*"IM BLIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNDDDDD!!!!!"DX
Toby:*walks out of his room to see me in the bathroom washing out my eyes and jeff in his room naked laughing his ass off*
Me"ahhhhh I can't get that image out of my head!!!!!!!!!" ;-; *Crys*
A/n heeeeeeeeyyy!! thank you bloody_autumn_woods!! Sorry if this isn't my best work I'm tired and it's finals week so ya!Stay crazy and awesome!! BYEEEEEEEEEE ~(._.~)
-Nightmare123456
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