Me:"OMFG!!! 29 F****** reads!!!
L.j:•.• " WOW I never heard you swear before, and luckily Sally is out killing with slender."
Me:"ya, but 29 reads!!!"
Jeff:*runs down stares*"What the hell was that sound!!! It sounded like a demon and a siren had a baby!!
Me:" Jeff how about you go and f*** your self."
Jeff:*smirks*"Why don't you help me?"
Me:"PERV!!!"
Toby:*runs down stars like a
maniac with axes in hand*"is offender trying to rape you!?!?!"Offender:*looks up from magazine*"I didn't touch her... Yet.">:)
Me:"What was that?"
Offender:"Nothing"
Me:"Ok... From now on I'm going to sleep with a knife under my pillow."
Ben:*doesn't look up from video game* "you do that."
Me:"I will."
A/n hayyyy so ya 29 f****** reads OMFG I'm so Excited!! And don't for get to ask questions and you can do dares! Stay crazy and awesome!! Byeee!!
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