Me:*watching a horror movie with Jeff, Toby,Ben, Slender, and Sally*
(becuse she wanted to watch one that's why so don't ask)Toby/Ben:"DONT GO IN THIERE YOU IDIOT!!!!"
Me/Sally:"Shush you to!"
Computer:"DING!!!!"
Slender:*pauses the movie*"you're computer whent off nightmare"
Me:"What awe cant we watch the rest Its like ten minutes untill it's over."
Jeff:"Why don't you read it and answer it then we could watch the movie"
Slender:"wow Jeff that's probably the smartest thing I've ever heard you say."
Me/Toby:"hahahah ya I've have to agree."
Jeff:"yeah.. WAIT WHAT!!" >:(
Me:"okay so mear-kat says "I dare Jeff to kiss Slender man(because I'm weird)
And Sally do you want to have a tea party with me?"Jeff:"WHAT!!! Oh nononon NO that is not happening ever. EVER!"
Slender:"I agree with Jeff I would not like to do that and I hate him with a passion."
Me/Ben:"Ship it"
Me:" Ben I didn't know that you ship people."
Ben:"naw I just do it to piss off people."
Me:"same." :3
Sally:"well I would like to have a tea party with you but can Jeff come with me he will look lovely in a tutu that I got him and I have a nice purple one for you to!":3
Jeff:"WAIT WHAT!? I DO NOT AGREE TO THIS!! BOTH THE KISSING AND THE TEA PARTY!!"
Me:"Jeff it's a dare you have to do this now kiss it will only take a second."
Jeff:"ya but I'm not kissing that faceless freak!"
Me:"Jeff do it or else I will kill you on your fucking sleep! And if you are naked... I WILL CUT OFF YOUR FUCKING DICK!!"
Toby:0_0" w-wow hun I didn't know how scary you are when your mad"
Jeff:0_0"U-um o-okay... Slender you herd what she said"
Slender:"*sigh*"fine"
Slender/Jeff:*kiss eachother then pull away in disgust*
Me/Ben:*look at eachother*"Ya we totally ship it"
Jeff:"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TO!!!"
Toby:"um hun who else do you ship?"
Me:"hmm well I ship you and me, Ben with-"
Jeff:"who!!!"
Me:" U-um well haha sadie"
Ben:"Why her?"
Me:"well I see the way you look at her and how you talk about her and all that other stuff... I'm vary observant"
Jeff:"hahahahahha!!!"XD
Me:"yeah but like I said I do it to piss people off."
Sally:"umm can we get back to watching the movie?"
Slender:"yes lets''*plays the movie*
A/n heeeeeeeeyyy!!! Thank you to mear-kat for doing that I had lots of fun Wrighting this :3 now it is 2:00 in the morning and I'm vary tired so sorry if this is bad and ya... STAY CRAZY AND AWESOM!!
BYEEEEEEEEEE!! ~(._.~)
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