Scott is walking on the street and like he's all happy he has hair and then a magical genie looking guy comes up to him and does some sort of Harry Potter spell "fartausholeass" and all his hair DISAPPEAR!!!!!!!!!!😨😨 SCOTT panicsnfjmmmkYhhh hy and like everyone laughs at him and he runs home to tell Ramona and Ramona looks at his egg looking ass and starts to laugh and says "I'm braking up witah you ur totes not a stud anymore." Scott crys and then racist Scott (negative Scott or nega Scott whatever) comes out and starts cursing at him and telling him he's stupid so he goes to the web to search up why he lost all his hair but even the internet laughs at him his computer becomes sentient and starts laughing it's ass off and so he goes to the doctor but the doctor even laughs but says he has "Alopecia areata" and he sobs and lives a life of sadness suddenly a guy that doesn't laugh at him comes up to him and is like "yo dawg if you want your hair and yo girl back then you need to kill the wizard and its minions so put on a hat and get out there fight the 7 evil minions and the wizard guy dawg homie broski amigo." Scott thanks the guy and like puts on a hat n stuff !'nnn!
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Scott Pilgrim VS. Alopecia areata (Hair Loss)
Humor(This is just some dumb satire story I wrote yet again!) Scott Pilgrim loses all his hair cuz he has Alopecia things and ya go through his troubles in lIFE
