When you walk into a Coffee Shop

Rob

Once upon a time, there was a crazy hot man named Rob. He was a hottie shottie. And he was extremely flirtatious. But he was very weird. But the ladies loved how weird he was. They loved his quirky personality. But then he got sick on purpose so more ladies would give him attention.

 One day he saw this girl whom he had never seen before.  He saw her at a coffee shop, and she was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. That person was Kim Kardashian.

 But he was confused because she didn't seem interested in him. He had never met a girl that wasn't all over him. Literally. This intrigued Rob even more, so he went to go talk to her. He started to approach her, and Rob came within five feet of Kim when she said,

"If you move one more inch my bodyguard will put you in prison. Rob thought this was a joke so he moved right to her and he got taken to prison. And died there. At least that's what everyone thought. 

As soon as Rob got let out of prison ten years later, he went straight to Kim's house. Rob knocked on the door and Kim answered.

"I'm so sorry Kim, I was so blinded by love, that I forgot about your privacy." then he stepped closer, "Do you forgive me?" Kim was playing hard to get and so she said, 

"No way creep." and then Rob said, 

"How can I make it up to you?" and Kim said, 

"Why don't you stay the night, it will take me a while to decide." She said pulling her shirt up a little. Rob looked scared since he had never ever thought Kim would actually be interested in him,

"I'm not ready to have sex with you." Rob blurted out.

"Well that's your loss." Kim said pulling off her shirt. Rob blushed, then gave her a bouquet of flowers.

"You're so cute Rob." Kim said sniffing the flowers Rob had given her. "Well tonight is your only chance to have the time of your life." Kim said. 

"What does it feel like?" Rob asked.

"Undesirable." Kim said with a smile.

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A few days later, Rob was watching the news when he saw a headline pop up saying: "Kim Kardashian trying to convince a stranger to have sex with her" Jonas turned off the T.v. and rushed over to Kim's house.

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