Two weeks later after that strange encounter with Dawg and the hole, I woke up.
Yes, I know it's kind of unnatral to sleep for two whole weeks with out any breaks to the bathroom, or to eat or anything but it just felt so good to sleep.
And when I went to the mirror, I looked absolutely fabulous. My face was free of any blemishes. My eyebrows were on flakes(whatever you call it) My eyelashes were nice and long. Cheeks-gud. hair-needs work. but anyway. You get the idea, I looked great.
I decides to call my friends over to celebrate. I know they missed me. I was gone for two weeks for crying out loud!!
I called Cat and Hooman and this is how it went.
Me- Hey Hooman!
Hooman- OMG!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????!!!!??!?!?!?!????!??!??!?????!!!!!??!?!?
Me- yes I just had a nap don't worry
Hooman- Well shorten your naps! We almost had a funeral for you!
Me- ... no
Hooman- so what do ya want?
Me- wanna hang out, sleep over maybe?
Hooman- yaaaasss!! I'll bring Cat.
Hooman hollars in the back, "HEY CAT!! YA WANNA SLEEPOVER AT SNOWBALL'S??!!?!?!???!!!??!?!?!!??!?!?!"
Cat hollar's back, "lol her name is Snowball!!?!?! XDXDXD HAhahhahahahahaha *chokes on spit* *coughing fit* HAHAHAHAHAhahaha!!! Yeah I'll go"
Hooman- yea Cat's coming too
Me- great! See you tomarrow bye bye!
Hooman- bye bye!!
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*dong doong dang ding*
DA GUESTS ARE HERE!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!
I race to the door to greet my friends. We hang out, watch netflix, go on our phones. I tell them about the meat hole thing and Hooman says she knew about it. I got mad at him because that's my property but I get annoyed and go fishing. After I came back, it was already night time.
We deside to try to pull an all nighter.
First! We watched a few episodes of an old childhood-slightly-creepy-but-funny-and-adorable-omg-look-at-his-feet-lol show called Courage the Cowardly Dog!! Cat falls asleep after two episodes.
Second! Hooman and I watch a sequal to a hilarious princess movie where a young woman saves china it's called Mulan II!! Hooman and I are mostly on our phones during this part. It is 2am. 3 more hours to go!!
Hooman and I get hungry and we eat toast. I ask Hooman, why do you wear other creature's skins?? It's creepy!! She replies, I don't have enough fur to keep me warm and the creatures let me have just some of their fur so I stay warm. I reward them with some money so they go buy more grass to eat and I also give them plates. Plates? I ask, why? Hooman replies, yes, their biggest want they want are plates. I don't know why?? We should ask Cat! She's a creature! I say loudly
Then Cat wakes up, streches, yawns..
ask me wat. She meows.
Why do you like plates so much? I say suddenly. Because, she meows, they are so cool ya know, in nature not many things are so symetrical and smooth and they don't make that special noise when you break them.
Wow! Hooman exclaims, I've never really had such an appriciation for plates. Thank you Cat. I will forever treasure them.
Third! It is now 4am and the sun comes up in one hour. We watch a musical/drama show that you have to give a chance because you may look at it and go, HA, GAYYYYYY!! (Lol there is a gay guy) But yea, it's cool called Glee!! We ironically fall asleep while chanting, WE WON'T FALL ASLEEP CUS' SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!!!
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The next morning...
We wake up, have a big breakfast of the leftover raw meat I "borrowed"
And it's time for Cat and Hooman to go. I wave goodbye and they leave.
Hi!! Im back! Sorry I forgot to add a part. And I apologise that this part is boring and pointless. That's just how the book goes. Pointless. No exact plot. I have no plan when writing but I DO plan to tie everything together. Somehow... ANYWAYS I'll try to update as soon as I can. Have fun reading! Bye! Goodnight!
