"Tale as old as time...
As truthful as a man can be....
Barely even dressed..
and then somebody says suddenly...
I've ejaculated prematurely...
Both a little scared..
Niether one prepared...
For just how shite the sex will be...
Beauty and the beast...
"Tale as old as time....
As tiny as it could be...
and then that awkward question is asked..
will you still be with me?
Both looking uncertainly...
she asks will you get viagra for me...
doomed to fail...
both a little scared
niether one prepared..
for the reason the break up would be...."
