The Tales of the Ninja [Ninjago X TMNT 2012 Mashup Oc]

Temper Trouble

We began in New York City, and above the rooftops, we see the Ninja searching for the Kraang.

Kai: Anything?

Zane: Nothing yet.

Meanwhile, Jay is poking Cole's head repeatedly. The aggressive ninja was cross-legged across the ground, back against the window, and arms folded. Jay chuckled as he poked his best friend's head again. Cole stops him by grabbing his hand with a small crack and Jay yelps.

Kai: [Annoyed] Guys, when ninjas are on surveillance, they are supposed to be silent.

Jay: Sorry, Kai. I'll scream quieter.

Annoyed, Cole slams him against the roof and wraps an arm around Jay's neck.

Cole: Say it.

Kai: Cole, be quiet!

Cole: Not till Jay says it.

Jay: Coleman Brookstone is all-wise and powerful.

Cole let go of Jay, then got him into a tighter choke-hold

Cole: And?

Jay: And he's better than me in every possible way.

Cole released him again and brought down Jay's back, sending him on the roof.

Cole: And?

Jay: And I'm a lowly worm beneath his feet, who isn't fit to live on the same planet as him, because he's so amazing and I'm a dirt clod.

Cole: [licks finger and proceeds to wet willy him] And?

Jay: [Whimpers] And in the history of the universe, there's never been...!

Kai: [Loses his patience] Okay, enough.

Cole: [letting Jay go] We're wasting our time. The kraang aren't gonna show up.

Kai: Have a little patience, will you?

Zane: Trust me, guys. They're gonna break into that lab tonight. I have reliable intel.

Cole: Intel? You mean Pixal told you.

Jay: You mean your girlfriend?

Zane gets stunned... but then gets annoyed and angry.

Zane: [Angered/annoyed] She's not my girlfriend, Jay. She's a girl who's a friend, whose dad got kidnapped by the same aliens who are gonna break into that lab. And we're gonna stop 'em.

Cole: Or we'll sit out on a cold roof all night for no reason.

Suddenly, the 50 year old bald man named Vic comes, overheard their conversation.