Kiss your parents goodbye and tell them you love them
(your parents will be so happy that they will not even notice that there is a monster eating peanut butter on the front door step)
*make a note to buy more peanut butter and toilet paper*
YOU ARE READING
How to Sneak your Monster into School
HumorThere are 22 very important steps you need to follow in order to sneak your Monster into school. This book will teach you how to be sneaky, how to distract, and how to show your Monster that you care. Before you begin, you will need large sunglasses...
