Put sunglasses and pink wig on your monster
(this is so that no one will recognize that you have brought a monster to school)
*put some of your dad's aftershave on his armpits*
YOU ARE READING
How to Sneak your Monster into School
HumorThere are 22 very important steps you need to follow in order to sneak your Monster into school. This book will teach you how to be sneaky, how to distract, and how to show your Monster that you care. Before you begin, you will need large sunglasses...
