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U know those breathtaking moments?

That's asthma.


What do a child and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise when u throw them.


If you're bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?


How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb?

More than 50 cuz the one in my basement is still broken.



What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.




Yea that's all I remember rn. BYE 👋

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