Doctor: I have some bad news. It seems the condition is more serious than we thought. You have 10 to live
Patient: Oh no, 10 what? Months? Weeks?
Doctor: 9
Give a man a flashlight he'll see for a day. Set a man on fire he'll see the light
Give a man a parachute he'll fly till he lands. Push a man off a plane he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Why can't Jim's dad play baseball?
He never goes home.
I was gonna jump off a boat but garbage dumping is illegal
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Dark humor
RandomDark jokes that I remember. If u don't like dark or insensitive humour, get out, I mean don't read this lol
