Wrong Number, Right Person | S.COUPS

4 | bffs, more like bffr

[12:56 pm]

Some Hoes In This Chat

Me:
do you ever think about how boring your life would be without me?  🎀🫶🏻

HaoHao:
i told y'all we should kick her out of the group

Me:
for someone who's nickname is the sweetest one in here

Me:
you sure are quite bitter 🧌

Me:
you think u the shit?

Me:
bitch you not even the fart

Me:
but fr, if i were to receive a dollar everytime i said this i'd be a trillionaire by now

HaoHao:
but you're not

HaoHao:
so shut up

HaoHao:
people have lives yk

Pizzadude:
that's harsh

Me:
my one and only gets it 😚

Pizzadude:
do it again

Me:
😀

Mango:
all hail the lord for it is not I that is suffering

HaoHao:
y'all are idiots

Me:
why you here then

Pizzadude:
why do you think?

Mango:
he's us we're him

HaoHao:
they ask you how you're and you say you're fine, but you're not really fine

Me:
no one wants to hear it, or see it

HaoHao:
ok 😀

Mango:
so

Mango:
yk putting my amazing detective skills to work

Mango:
i discovered an angry bird

Pizzadude:
you good bro?

Pizzadude:
are you living in reality?

Pizzadude:
i mean i heard people lived in delusions

Pizzadude:
never heard of them living inside a game

HaoHao:
nah, he probably meant an angry chicken chased him around

HaoHao:
didn't want to be embarrassed so he's saying that he found one

Mango:
could u guys ever stop being lame like 💀

Mango:
it's a disease atp

HaoHao:
says the one whose nickname is actually mango like man, go

Pizzadude:
🍿🍿🥤

Mango:
anyways so

Mango:
notice how someone's been real quiet since i've mentioned a certain angry bird

Pizzadude:
she's probably having a mental breakdown about...

Pizzadude:
could be anything tbh

HaoHao:
mental breakdown for sure tho

HaoHao:
should we go check on her?

Mango:
nah, she's good

Mango:
so this angry bird

Me:
is some wrong number dude that i'm texting

Me:
i'll be the one to tell them not you 🧌

Me:
oh and yeah it's just that

Pizzadude:
say what now

HaoHao:
i second that

Mango:
name? age? address? blood group?

HaoHao:
scratch all that

HaoHao:
we need to ask the relevant questions

Pizzadude:
yeah like

HaoHao:
is he rich? strong? can he fight?

Pizzadude:
do you like him?

Pizzadude:
um, hao what?

HaoHao:
what?

Pizzadude:
nvm

Pizzadude:
do you like him?

Me:
guys seriously?

Me:
what are you? overbearing mother hens?

Me:
it's just some random stranger who also has a score to settle with Mark 🦍

Me:
also seriously hao? why does it matter if he's rich or strong or can fight or not?

Me:
dokyeom, ily, but not im not interested in every single guy i talk to

Me:
and Kim Mingyu

Pizzadude:
Oh she used his full name 🥸

HaoHao:
she mad mad 😚

Mango:
Look, i'm sorry i didn't mean to

Mango:
i was placing the comforter over you when you were taking a nap the other day and saw him screaming his ass off on the texts

Mango:
i was just concerned for you 😘

HaoHao:
me too, i asked those questions to see if that guy is worthy of you 🤗

Pizzadude:
and i just want you to find the one 💗

Pizzadude:
not this soon really

Pizzadude:
but i do

Me:
fine, just don't go snooping on my phone anymore 🔫

HaoHao:
why was he angry tho?

Me:
i sent him those disgusting alpha papa pov shit 😌

Pizzadude:
no you didn't

Mango:
that's evil

HaoHao:
kick her out of the group before she spreads the infestation

Me:
y'all love me tho 😘🫶🏻💗