[10:36 am]
Angry bird:
Hey, um it's me from yesterday
Angry bird:
yk the one who vented to you about that cheater dude
Me:
more like threatened me, but yes go on
Angry bird:
oh wow, you're... confident
Me:
that's one way to say it
Angry bird:
so anyways
Angry bird:
i'm sorry about yesterday
Angry bird:
i should have double-checked the number when you said i got the wrong person
Angry bird:
so, i'm sorry
Angry bird:
for threatening you
Me:
it's okay
Me:
i probably would've been the same if i were in your place
Me:
dw about it, it's cool
Me:
i mean the situation, not the threatening
Me:
oh by situation i mean this wrong text one, not the cheating
Me:
incase you misunderstand?
Angry bird:
lol i understood you just fine
Angry bird:
sorry again
Me:
stop apologizing
Me:
it's okay, really
Me:
besides, i found another reason to find that bitch and beat the shit outta him
Angry bird:
you really do have something against him, don't you?
Me:
that i do
Me:
ah, if only i could actually do it
Angry bird:
what's stopping you?
Me:
police, laws, jail, 'justice' ...
my legs
(A/N: texts in italics as above are the sender's thoughts unless specified)
Me:
i think you get the point
Me:
should i continue?
Angry bird:
nope, got the point
Angry bird:
i'll settle the score for you then
Angry bird:
there's nothing stopping me
Me:
whoa, whoa, wowza
Me:
SHICK SHAK SHOK
Me:
are you above the law or something
Me:
and besides, how could you be so sure that i'm not lying about being wronged by that dump
Angry bird:
instincts?
Angry bird:
i can just feel your anger
Angry bird:
it seems real enough
Me:
okay mr. killer instincts
Me:
oh wow i hope you're not actually a killer
Me:
wow that seems plausible since you said nothing's stopping you
Me:
pls don't tell me that you're a killer
Angry bird:
okay
Me:
no, wait
Me:
are you really one?
Me:
why aren't you saying anything?
Angry bird:
😭😭😭
Angry bird:
i'm not, okay?
Angry bird:
oof, i almost died laughing
Angry bird:
you really think a killer would threaten some dude through texts?
Angry bird:
idk your tactics but if i were a killer, i would simply find him and kill him without warning
Angry bird:
maybe even torture him before killing him slowly
Me:
that's ... quite detailed
Me:
you sure you're not a killer?
Me:
your txts aren't helping your case
Me:
at all
Angry bird:
I promise you, i'm not a killer
Angry bird:
i'm just a big brother, alright?
Me:
i wish i had one :(
Me:
nvm me
Me:
your sister's lucky
Angry bird:
tell that to her 🙄
Me:
she probably knows but won't admit so as to not feed your ego
Angry bird:
true
Angry bird:
it's quite big
Angry bird:
oml i just realised how that sounded
Angry bird:
i'm so sorry 😭
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