~ 1:23 AM
Zephyr: yall im having an existential crisis rn
Zephyr: do we invite Vulcan
the dark: while you're at it, invite Cobalt too.
Zephyr: wha ?? no uh. their name.
the dark: oh. Vulcan isn't based off of the god though
Zephyr: yeah thats why im having an existential crisis
Not BanHammer: aren't existential crisis' about yourself and not another person
Zephyr: ... having a crisis
the dark: i dont think Vulcan should be included lmao
Not BanHammer: how short are they lmao
#1 Pyro strangler: theyre def shorter than you and me lmao
Zephyr: FR I HAVE TO CRANK MY HEAD UP TO SEE YOU AND IM FUCKING 6"1 😭😭😭
Starz :3: I have such power, My height is art
To get to your level, I'd had to restart /ref
Zephyr: are you fucking stupid you're like 5'9
Starz :3: not even close lmao
Not BanHammer: BITCH I THOUGHT SHE WAS 4'3"??
Starz :3: BRO IM NOT THAT SHORT.?????
Not BanHammer: well i know now BUT ITS NOT MY FAULT IM SO FUCKING TALL LMAO
~ 1:45 AM
infernal shielder :): whats LMAO stand for
infernal shielder :): i tried asking Pyro but he said it stood for lick me all over
infernal shielder :): i dont trust him at all
rabies: LICK ME ALL OVER??????
Boom!: kinky
Pyr0maniac: IT DOES MEAN LICK ME ALL OVER
Pyr0maniac: @#1 Pyro strangler BACK ME UP!!!
#1 Pyro strangler: IT DOES
infernal shielder :): Adetunde i respect you and your strength but stop feeding into your boyfriend's delusions
Pyr0maniac: ade come here and lmao /hj
Zephyr: WHAT ON BEDWARS
Boom!: i ship
#1 Pyro strangler: ok pookiebear coming 🥰
infernal shielder :): AINT NO FUCKING WAY
infernal shielder :): BITCH
infernal shielder :): ADETUNDE PLEASE
infernal shielder :): I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN OK PERSON
#1 Pyro strangler: Hah
#1 Pyro strangler: you dont get any bitches skill issue L
infernal shielder :): NO SHUT UP
infernal shielder :): YOURE SO FUCKING DEAD
infernal shielder :) has sent a voice recording
Transcription: PYRO GET YOUR ASS HERE OR I WILL [inaudible] THE EVER SHITTING LIFE OUT [inaudible]
Pyr0maniac: OKOK FINE
#1 Pyro strangler: dammit i cant lick my kitten :(
Kal ^_^: WHAT THE FUCK ADETUNDE
#1 Pyro strangler: noffin
infernal shielder :): KALIYAH COME ON WE'RE MURDERING ADETUNDE
Pyr0maniac: noo dont :(
Zephyr: DO NOT PLAN A MURDER WITHIN MY GROUP CHAT
Zephyr has muted infernal shielder for 3 hours
Zephyr has muted Kal ^_^ for 3 hours
Zephyr: AND I SWEAR ADETUNDE GO DISCUSS THIS WITH YOUR 'KITTEN' IN DMS OR I'LL MUTE YOU TOO
#1 Pyro strangler: ok fine
Pyr0maniac: Sorry Zeph ;-;
Zephyr: im mad lol uh who can manage this group chat while i sleep
Starz :3: im here
Zephyr: no
Starz :3: dammit
Not BanHammer: I can do it im like a prisoner manager TRUST
Zephyr: ok fine
Zephyr has given Not BanHammer admin priveledge
Zephyr: sleeping now gn
Not BanHammer: e
Not BanHammer: gn
Starz :3: i wanna wreak havoc but i'd get muted or idk banned if i did it in this group
Not BanHammer: ok lol wait a sec
— Not BanHammer has created a group chat with Starz :3, rabies, Boom!, mm butterfly soup, the dark, BARBIE LOL, Archer ;P, Builder, Lumen, Cryber, and Vuvu
— Not BanHammer has renamed the group chat to 'SHORTASSES'
Not BanHammer: have fun lmao
Not BanHammer has left the group chat
Vuvu: HELP WHAT
Vuvu: SHORTASSES????
Cryber: omg im short wow /sarc
Vuvu: ya u r ;3
Cryber: UR SHORTER THAN ME
Vuvu: lol
Starz :3: ooh hi vulcan and cyber :3
Cryber: hi ur stella right
Starz :3: ya!!
Cryber: e
Starz :3: o
Cryber: u
the dark: i
Starz :3: a
Boom!: Y!!!!
Starz :3: BUT Y ISNT A VOWEL,,,,
Boom!: sometimes it is
Starz :3: ok wtv
Starz :3: imma sleep ok gn
— How to cause chaos 101
~ 2:00 AM
Pyr0maniac: yall 2 AM mark 🤩🤩
Pyr0maniac: how to you sleep bro
the dark: what are we supposed to do??
Pyr0maniac: share a tutorial 🤸♂️
I'm a guy: I HAVE!!! ONE!
I'm a guy: His hair glistened in the moonlight, bright green orbs twinkling with passion.
I'm a guy has deleted a message
I'm a guy: FML WRONG COPY PASTE
Pyr0maniac: WHAT
I'm a guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2SVFx2mOEg
Pyr0maniac: ok ty ingis :3
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