[Blitzø is driving his van down the street with everyone already inside and the radio playing very loudly getting on everyone's nerves.]Blitzø: I love thing song! *poorly singing along* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
[Everyone else in the van are either not interested, having to cover their ears or have an expression that says it all.]
Blitzø: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫
[They soon entered the parking lot that looked like it's filled to a brim and when they're about to park in their designated spot a Pink open-topped car zoomed into the spot catching Blitzø off guard.]
Blitzø: Oh, shit! Fu- *Honks*
[Blitzø slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzø turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".
Blitzø: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!
[Blitzø pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.]
Blitzø: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!
[The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.]
Blitzø: Oh, shit! Verosika!
[Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.]
Verosika: Blitz-O.
Blitzø: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is...
[Blitzø falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.]
Blitzø: ...three Rings DOWN!
Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.
Blitzø: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!
[Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.]
Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.
[Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.]
Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi".
[Blitzo angrily steps in front of Verosika.]
Blitzo: Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!
Verosika: Actually, prick. It has my name on it.
[Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.]
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