Kyle is an imp who is in his mid twenties and is the second tallest member at the Immediate Murder Professionals. Although he seemed to be a cynical douche and denies love but within he is doing his best to help his two mothers when one of them suff...
[Moxxie then pushes away the broken tv and replaces it with a new one.]
Blitzø: Alright mister heartless. (Chucks him his flintlock.)
[Moxxie then turns on the tv showing the news while Kyle tosses out the flintlock and pulls out a shotgun.]
Kyle: Mm, next one.
[Moxxie flips through multiple channels until a Wally Wackford ad appears on the screen.]
Kyle: Stop, stop right there.
Wally Wackford: WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory,
[The Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory" ™ title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons. The panel with the title then falls over forwards, landing with a ]
Wally: Where you make the things and I make the money!
[Wally moves close to the screen with a pleading look.]
Wally: Please! I'm very-
[Kyle shoots the TV spraying out its interior circuits where sparks are seen flying.]
Kyle: *Sighs* Not even trying...
Millie: *Cheers Kyle on* WOO! You're on the role, Kyle!
[The scene then cuts to Loona staring lovingly at Kyle until the room starts to shake causing her cup to topple over spilling its contents all over.]
Loona: Guys... Do you feel that?
Blitzø: Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?
Moxxie: That's possible?
Loona: Fuck this!
[Loona then leaps from her seat and tackles Kyle onto the floor holding him tightly in a bone breaking grip.]
Kyle: *Struggling to breathe* Get... Off Me!
Millie: Alright! Don't panic everyone! *Clutches Moxxie's arms* That includes you, Moxxie!
Moxxie: I'm not "panicking" because hell-quakes don't happen-
Kyle: *Struggling to push Loona off him* Shut it fatty, and someone get Clingy-Hound off me!
Loona: *Whisper into his ear* I will if you submit.
[A wall is then knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball made of black tubes. As the dust clears, the wrecking ball untangles into multiple robotic tentacles and a supervillain-esque demon uses two of them to hoist himself into the room through the hole, covering himself with his cape.]
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