Si: *calls burger king*
Sh: "excuse me can I get 1 human child and a soul please?"
Si: "I'm so sorry-" *hangs up*
Me: "what the fuck-" *crying*
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Me: "I'm choking on air-" *violently coughing*
Sh: *w h e e z e*
Me: "what?"
Sh *dying*
Me: "oh.." *now also dying*
The joke was Zephyr/Chair/Air.
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Sh: *eats hand lotion.*
Me: "stop eating soap"
Sh: *w h e e z e*
Me: *w h e e z e*
Sh: "I taste soap now."
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Me: *Sends picture of a chat with an ai.*
Me: "Eat lighters. Cause chaos." -Zeph, 2024
sh: *sends picture of a roach hanging*
Me: "oml"
sh: "The roach has committed crimes against the nation and has been sentenced to death by hanging."
sh: ":]"
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As: *sends picture of some pretty feminine men.*
Me: "thighs."
As: "thighs."
Me: *sends picture of Rain ghoul.*
Me: "men with small waist."
As: "tasty"
Sh: "weird-" *is a lesbian*
Me: "*w h e e z e*
As: "imagine someone saw this gc-"
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Ranting With Zeph
Short StoryJust a story of me ranting about stuff, Vents, info dumping lots of trigger warning u have been warned but it's just mostly goofy stories
