1.
texting
Me: BRO WHY CAN'T HALLOWEEN CUM ALREADY
edits the message:
Edited v
Me: BRO WHY CANT HALLOWEEN COME ALREADY
Sh: w h e e z e
Sh: "BRO WHY CANT HALLOWEEN CUM ALREADY"
Sh: XD
Me: you didn't see me say 'cum' instead of 'come'
Me: 💀💀
Me: w h e e z e
Sh: I definitely saw nothing
Me definitely saw nothing
2.
Me actually completely sober: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
F: what??
Me: exactly.
F: WHAT?!
3.
*Painting almost falls on me*
Me: GOD DAMNIT PITA I SWEAR TO SATAN I WILL- *angry growl*
Pita is a demon in my house who is trying to harm me
4.
if you read this your gay
YOU ARE READING
Ranting With Zeph
Short StoryJust a story of me ranting about stuff, Vents, info dumping lots of trigger warning u have been warned but it's just mostly goofy stories
