todoroki X banana man

meeting

It was a normal day of shoto todoroki's life and he took out the trash. As he dropped the trash bags a blanket falls down to the ground that seemed to be covering a birdcage with wooden songbirds. As the songbirds started to sing about this mysterious figure so called 'banana man' todoroki started to wonder: "am I fucking high?".
A few seconds later a hand touched his shoulder and the person who grabbed him started saying: " look you, jump to the bungalow. "
As soon todoroki heard that he jumped and looked banana man right in the puppet looking ass eyes. "Who the flip flop are you?" Todoroki asked with a sign of suspicion.
"Do you see banana man!?" banana man answered
"Hmm, yes. It probably you." Todoroki said slightly suspicious of this dude.
"Do you want a banana?" Banana man asked. "Excuse me? " todoroki answered.
"Tonight we dance around the flame." Banana man said with a very very very flirtatious voice.
"Dude, you're very very very gay. " shoto replies
"No banana make you want to frown" bm answered.
"Cool." Shoto says.
Banana man starts leaning in and starts doing the macarena.
"Wow , that's very very very very attractive." Shtoto says
Shoto starts doing the WAP while a song started playing in the background, guess what. It's banana man by tally hall.
They randomly starts hugging because they had a conversation through dancing, like bees communicate. They're bees now. HOLY FUCK THEY ARE KISSING NOW EW.

I apologize in advance, dam this is satire.

Fin/end/EINDE
Written by Mark 🩷🩵