Ty for the recommendation from @peanut_axolotl (spive)
Takes place in elevator btw!
The elevator contained split, and pest. Pest slightly turned to split, "誰是你的情人，分手嗎?" Pest asked. "Oh! Hah. My Valentine? Oh. I don't think I have one." Split responded. "分裂。 你需要一個情人節禮物!" Pest said. "I don't need a Valentine! But I would love one. Who would even date me, or ask me out? Just a banana dog." Split turned to pest. "她怎麼了？ 我知道你喜歡她，每個人都知道" pest replied. "Huh? W-who? Who's her! I don't know who your talking about pest.." split blushed. Pest giggled. "哦，那個小偵探。 你應該認識她！ 呵呵。 她也愛你!" Split turned. "Ah! It's my s-stop!" Split ran out the elevator into the store level.
(Enphoso mentioned?!) "hello split! Hehe! Welcome to my stooore!" Enphoso greeted split. "Hi Enphoso." Split turned to each shelf. First shelf, just toys. "Oh this one is cute." Split said to herself picking up a rarity pony toy. Second shelf, "look at that. A pink basket." Split grabbed the basket and put the pony toy into the basket. Third shelf, snacks. "Yummy! Ooooh. Those look good!" Split put the potato chips into her basket. "Now, all I need is some chocolates!" Split said to herself again.
Split looked over and saw a couple boxes of chocolate, and cards for half off. "Just what I am looking for!" Split ran up to look at the cards and chocolates. DING! Split turned over and saw pest enter his stop. "噢，愚蠢的分裂！ 你確實有一個情人節！ 買小禮物給他們哇太可愛了!" Split ignored pests little comment. And split viewed the cards, picking up a card with a cat saying 'I love you' on it. "分裂。 這是給誰?" Split put it in her basket.
"It's for no one! Stop terrorizing me!" Split turned to the chocolates next. "不完全是恐嚇你！ 哦！ 我只想知道你愛!" Split shook her head. Split grabbed the biggest box of chocolates. "What are you here for?" Split asked pest. "我只是來這裡吃薯條和喝一杯。 但看起來你來這裡是出於不同的原因!" Split had a puzzled expression. "Huh..? What do you mean 'for other reasons'?" Split asked. "你拿走了最大的一盒巧克力！ 我不知道你這麼喜歡小偵探！ 而且，我不知道你是那種可愛的類型."
"I'm just getting her a little gift. Ok..?" Split blushes turning to pest. "情人節還沒到！ 哈。 那是明天！ 分開也沒關係，她會喜歡的!" Split started to feel a little bit better about this gift. "You really think so..?" Split asked. "是的！ 我敢打賭她一定會喜歡的！ 她告訴我她有多愛你，她會非常感激的！ 如果我收到了，我也會喜歡的!" Pest exclaimed. Split sighed, "uh, thank you! Do you think I have the right items?" Split asked pest.
"就我個人而言，我想要這個。 我認為她不吃薯條，也許你可以給她一把髮刷？ 我想她會喜歡的！ 或者，也許是一種水果." Pest said. Split and pest walked up and got the hairbrushes and fruits. "What fruit do you think she'll like?" Split asked pest. "我認為她是一個基本的人！ 但也許是香蕉、草莓、蘋果或火龍果." Split grabbed her all of pest recommendations. "Woah! What if she doesn't like all of those?" Pest asked. "It's okay, at least she's trying something new!" Split walked up to the register, and pest goes to get his chips and drink.
"Heyoooo sssplit!" Enphoso greeted again scanning her items. "Who is this all fooor?" Enphoso asked. "A freind." Split replied, "bye split!" Enphoso said. Split left the store and headed to the splitsville and hoped someone made it to the end, then someone did! Split had glee in her, as she walked to the elevator. She saw Gnarpy and pest in the elevator. Splits glee shattered into a frown. "Itz you Zplit! Hehhe! Pezt told me everything. Your zuch a little lover heheh." Gnarpy giggled.
"I'm sorry. He begged, but I told him xe would not tell a soul, right?" Pest nudged Gnarpy. "Yeah I will not tell a zoul!" Gnarpy replied, and split nodded. Split just stood there in her little spot. Pest pointed up, "分裂看看！ 這是有趣的迷宮!" That means bive can come! Split gasped and looked up at bive walking in to the elevator. Split blushed and slowly walked up to bive.
Split hesitated and took a deep breathe. "Hey bive..." split said. "AAH! SPLIT! HI! DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!" Bive yelled being startled. "Sorry bive! But..I thought it would be nice if I got you this. You don't have to accept. Will you be my Valentine!" Split handed bive the basket. Bive took the basket, not feeling love like this in a long time. "OH! YES! I WOULD LOVE TOO!" Bive peeked into the basket before kissing split on the cheek.
Tyyy for the recommendation had fun writing this silly chapter! Please give me some more recs 🥳
