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Scientist 1: I highly doubt that it can be done, Master.
Scientist 2: Doubt me one more time, I swear to God, I will ram a horn up your goddamn butt! And now, watch as I bring her to life, AND EVIL!!!
Scientist 2 pulls a switch and brings Peppa to life with the help of lightning.
Scientist 2: Yes... YES... I'm not gonna say that iconic line.
During the process, Peppa grew from a plush size into a human teenager size.
Scientist 1: Oh my God! Look how goddamn big she is right now!
Scientist 2: Speak!
Peppa: (in a Stupid Mario voice) I'mma very hungry. Do you have any... SPAGHETTI?!
Scientist 2: Dammit! Forgot to give her a brain!
Scientist 1: We do not have spaghetti!
Peppa gets extremely mad and squeals angrily.
Scientist 1: DUCK!
Scientist 2: Duck? I don't see any ducks.
Scientist 1: MY GOD, YOU ARE SO RET-
Peppa attacks Scientist 2 and bites his arm.
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Scientist 1: GET OFF MY MASTER, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING PIECE OF BACON!
Scientist 1 pulls out his gun and repeatedly shoots Peppa, but she dodges all the bullets, steals Scientist 1's gun and runs away, laughing maniacally.
Scientist 1: Master, are you okay?
Scientist 2: *coughs blood* I can't live like this!
Scientist 1: You can't die on me, Master!
Scientist 2: Tell my kids that they are useless pieces of...
