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Officer: Do we know what killed him?
Detective: *sniff sniff* Okay, this time, it wasn't that talking blue mixture of a rabbit and a monkey with red shorts who did this, because, apparently, it smells like... bacon.
Officer: Are you saying that it was killed by a pig?!
Detective: Pretty much.
Officer: How can a pig even kill someone?!
Detective: One of the dead person's arms must have been bitten by that pig and suffered blood loss.
Officer: For God's sake! That damn pig!
Detective: And according to all the DNA anomalies I found, that pig must have been wearing a red dress and black shoes.
Officer: Wait a second... That pig looks familiar... Where do I know her from?
